Good show guys, it's always good to hear younger people's views on COVID, that was some real talk, thanks for sharing. Jordan you said "I'm in the best shape of my life, too bad I'm already over the hill" I know you were joking about being over the hill but consider this LeBron is younger than you and he is dominating the NBA at 35 years old. Kimmie B, the show has been going longer than 6 years it's just that none of us knew the show was around until a little over 6 years ago. I know Matt is house sitting but how come he can't call in and do the show like the rest of the guys do? Have a good week guys.
163117
2020-09-25 12:48:25EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
I'm a few shows behind, but trying to catch up. Phil with a PH said the show has been going for 6 years? It doesn't feel like a day over 3 to me. How time flies.
163116
2020-09-25 01:08:40EDT
Anonymous
This show was ok but there wa a little too much GAME talk for me, that is ok, you have to have something for everyone . It is still nice that you keep doing the show, CHEERS.
163115
2020-09-24 08:43:16EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
I do the same thing as you guys when I have a problem with my computer, I will just play around and try things until I get it to work. Most of the time I can solve the problem without tech support. As a kid I was not a couch potato, would go out and ride my bike from sunrise to sunset, lately its a different story, I have become a spud. I finally did something about it and started to ride again. I have played more video games in the last few months than i have played all my teenage years put together. My mask story this week is when we went grocery shopping the other day there was a family of 5 in the store, none of them had mask on. The mom was rubbing her nose and touching stuff, the kids (12,10,8 years old) were grabbing things and playing with them then putting them back and the dad was on speaker phone just being an asshole, good show guys
163114
2020-09-24 07:37:38EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
A good start for the day. new show, and a short one. Will listen on a bike ride in a hour
163113
2020-09-22 16:05:15EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan, Great catch on saving the show last week, it would have been a bummer if the show was lost, a lot of cool stuff was discussed... Last weeks show was historic, it was the first time the 1 hour show did NOT have either Ryan or Matt on the show.
163112
2020-09-22 11:20:16EDT
who cares?
Microsoft buys Bethesda? WTF?
163111
2020-09-19 20:27:02EDT
Richard in Redlands
Loved the UFO talk, I don't believe in them as far as visitors from another world, but do believe in Unidentified Flying Objects,with the emphasis on Unidentified. I have seen my share of things that looked very weird at first but like you said after you think about it and take a second look it turns out to be something of this world.
I can see how a younger generation may mistake the Goodyear blimp for a UFO, it doesn't fly as much as it did when I was a teenager.I think drones are the things that are mistaken the most.
I live very close to 2 airports and have seen some strange aircraft, lately the fire planes and helicopters have been flying over head, sometimes as low as 500'.
The most bizarre is the ERICKSON S64-F helicopter.
When it has its snorkel down and it's dusk and ..flying directly at you it looks very bizarre.
I have seen 737's, 747's,727's DC10's and a Blackhawk all fly over our house all day long.......the dog loves them
163110
2020-09-19 01:32:39EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
I DONT WATCH SOUTH PARK THAT MUCH, BUT DO HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE........FUCK CANADA! I USE IT ALL THE TIME BECAUSE OF MY OLD BOSS WAS FROM CANADA, EVERY TIME HE PISSED ME OFF I WOULD SAY "FUCK CANADA!" I THINK IT WAS FROM A SOUTH PARK MOVIE. I ACTULY USED THE SOUND CLIP AS A RING TONE FOR WHEN HE CALED ME.
163109
2020-09-18 11:16:54EDT
KerryBear
Yogurt Song - You're welcome. It was me. Sorry about how it posted. Told you I am technically challenged. Hope you enjoy it over and over
163108
2020-09-18 07:59:54EDT
Anonymous
Jordan returned his bike after riding it once
163107
2020-09-17 17:17:59EDT
Dan
Any real fan of the show would know Jordan had a bike a few years ago, he rode it only a few times before he sold it, he has mentioned that more than a couple of times.
163106
2020-09-17 14:11:32EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well that was a great show, I guess staring at the sun paid off.
I don't know why I made 5he THUNDERBIRDS comment, it may have been alcohol related. Lots of good snack talk, I have been over doing it a little on the snacks.........ok over doing it a lot.
I don't run or jog like you do Jordan but do ride bikes. I have a few of them , one for every kind of teiran.
I started a few days before the fires , would ride early in the morning before it got too hot. Now I have been sitting around waiting for some clean air, it may be awhile.
163105
2020-09-17 05:24:35EDT
Richard in Redlands
It's 2 am,can't sleep, ready to start a new show.I'm sure it's a good one.
163104
2020-09-16 12:25:22EDT
Patti HB
Hope all good your way with Hurricane Sally!
163103
2020-09-12 19:41:32EDT
Richard in Redlands
One Hour is Go! F*A*B!
never mind trying to figure it out, I am probably the only one that gets it.
163102
2020-09-12 12:39:09EDT
Richard in Redlands
Nice show guys, yeah the way the sky looks is pretty fucking ominous. I can stare directly at the sun with out looking away. I would imagine this is what it looks like on Mars during a dust storm, or if you were wearing tinted glasses all day .
The gender reveal was not for a boy or girl......it was for the Antichrist.
163101
2020-09-12 02:57:10EDT
Phil with a Ph
This was a fun show, when I heard the little dog bark in the first 2 seconds of the show last week I knew it was going to be a fun show. I loved the fun you guys had playing your funeral songs. I was impressed to learn Matt's band has played funerals. Matt hit the nail on the head when he said, "the Police will fuck-up something that doesn't need to be fucked up!' Years ago I remember hearing "Nothing good comes from talking to a cop so avoid it as much as possible" I'm sure you guys know, but for those that don't know legally a cop can lie to you and try to trick you into saying something, cops get pissed when a person lawyers up right away because that takes away their power over you. Jordan, I know you have said you don't want to feel like you are prying when one of your friends is talking on the show about a personal subject, maybe you could say something like "I have to ask this question because I'm sure one of our listeners will ask about it" then you could ask your question.
163100
2020-09-11 22:06:57EDT
Steve
Jordon thank you for reading my comment and for not getting pissed off at me for suggesting you get Japanese girlfriend; I live in Orange County and here there are lots of white guys that have Asian girlfriends so it is kind of a trendy thing to do, plus I think Asian girls prefer to have a white boyfriend because it makes them feel like they have made it in America. Thank you President Trump!
163099
2020-09-10 16:57:46EDT
Richard in Redlands
A early show, and relatively short......I can get this one done today.
163098
2020-09-09 12:33:48EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan this is a reminder, you said you would ask the guys this question this week: "Do you guys have a song you would like played at your funeral?"
163097
2020-09-08 17:43:58EDT
Phil with a Ph
This was one of the BEST show I've heard from you guys in the 6 years I've been listening, we got a little bit of every thing, also show history was made when for the first time a female voice was heard live on the show when Torrence Partner spoke in the background. Ryan's UFO sighting sounded a lot like the one my dad had in the early 70's. Jeremy asked, "how come Phil isn't asking Torrence, how he spells his name instead of asking Jordan" it's because in the past, I'll ask one of the guys a question and then they are not on the show that week, so my question goes unanswered. Jordan question about your chopstick story, I know they are 2 feet in hell but are they 2 feet in heaven too? So is they why have have learned to feed each other? Torrence, you said: "My Parents dropped me at 14, I'm not complaining just stating a fact." Did you mean "dropped me" as in they were 14 years old when you were born? With my luck, Torrence won't be on the show this week.
163096
2020-09-07 22:59:10EDT
Richard in Redlands
As if things weren't bad enough, we are a few miles from the El Dorado fire, lots of smoke and ash plus the 100° + heat.
Not that we were going to go out anywhere anyway. Now it's really crappy.
It was started by a couple having a gender reveal photo shoot.
They set off 2 smoke bombs it 3 foot tall dry grass on a day that was 115°.
Hopefully they will go to prison.
I don't feel any compassion for dumbass's
163095
2020-09-06 23:35:27EDT
Atg
1998 Armageddon. One of Hollywood’s biggest blunders. Harry should have made it home. Very sad.
163094
2020-09-04 20:53:59EDT
Richard in Redlands
Almost forgot, the sound bite "your better off in your own home....stay there" that you play is exactly the same as the one in the movie I mentioned, even has the musical tones at the end. The movie is very dark, some pretty good special effects and some cheesy ones , but overall a pretty realistic move about the aftermath of a nuclear attack.
163093
2020-09-04 20:47:28EDT
Richard in Redlands
Loved to hear Jordan mutualate the names of cities in California, I am sure we would do the same with cities in North Carolina. .........maybe.
Love you guys, still have a few hours to get through.
163092
2020-09-04 01:10:04EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
WOW,almost 6 hours.........this should last me all week
163091
2020-09-02 20:42:01EDT
Steve
Jordan, would you consider dating a Japanese girl? I ask because I think she would be a good match for you since you have an interest in anime, your only issue might be finding one in North Carolina.
163090
2020-09-02 15:26:37EDT
Phil with a Ph
I was listening to a podcast and the topic came up, what song would you like played at your funeral? Do you guys have a song you would like played at your funeral? A perfect song for Jordan would be "Goodbye so soon"
163089
2020-09-02 15:12:56EDT
Denise
Oh my gosh. I was traveling for work and have gotten so far behind. On the June 26th show now!!! When I listen in my car it's a 1.5 speeds but can not speed it up on my PC. Ryan talks very fast by the way!!! I will catch up one day! I will keep you posted how long it takes my. Can we go back to a couple One Hour Shows for a week or two!! Hehe! Happy Jeremy got a new work microphone he is not as staticky now. Also I heard Matt & Jeremey talking about junior high together. How long have you all known each other? I think you talked about it a long long time ago but I have forgotten now. Loving the long shows though even though I am months behind!
163088
2020-08-31 02:23:42EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ihave been watching a movie and just started to fall asleep when I heard, "Your better off in your own home....stay there." That's what I heard as I was watching THREADS, had to laugh and explain why it was funny to my wife. I always wondered where it came from originally. Now if I can just stay awake for the rest of the movie.....
163087
2020-08-30 17:49:50EDT
Phil with a Ph
Happy Birthday Matt, I hope it was a good one. Jordan, how does Torrance spell his name? I ask because there is a city close to Los Angeles that is spelled and pronounced just like your friends name but when you read his name you pronounce it differently so it makes me wonder if he spells his name differently. This was the first time I can ever remember you guys talking about a topic and then about 2 hours later you circled back and talked about the topic all over again, I had to check my phone to make sure it didn't actually skip back 2 hours and I was listening to the same thing all over again, now I understand why you name the show "Cheese Please."
163086
2020-08-30 12:10:24EDT
ROBERT the other one
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163085
2020-08-29 02:30:36EDT
Kerrybear
So.400 mile road trip to mo.s again. Left 3pm today. Drive 230 miles to Quartzite. 170 to go. Call mom. She says "sandy is here". (Dramatic pause) i reply, "in your house?" "Yes" she says. I am now about 15 miles from home. Back the way i came. Why you ask? Because her best friend sandy recently tested positive as did her husband, who is in icu at vet gospital in Phoenix. She came straight to my moms! Whats worse is i find mom went to her house last night to get her dog. Omg. No masks and then they went to eat. Did i say sandy was positive? And my moms 79?
163084
2020-08-28 12:13:46EDT
Anonymous
The Yohttps://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=songs+about+yogurt&&view=detail&mid=099F7BF175B4F216C01A099F7BF175B4F216C01A&&FORM=VRDGAR&ru=%2Fvideos%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Dsongs%2520about%2520yogurt%26qs%3Dn%26sp%3D-1%26pq%3Dsongs%2520about%2520yogurt%26sc%3D8-18%26sk%3D%26cvid%3DF9856713C408486A92CEF74646133465%26FORM%3DVDVVXXgurt Song (Music Video)
163083
2020-08-28 11:33:28EDT
KerryBear
oh - and how could I have forgotten f'n Primus. Kerry is a Race Car Driver is my theme song. Thanks for the kick in the ass. At least I don't have to worry about a big brown beaver........ LOL
163082
2020-08-28 10:54:01EDT
Richard in Redlands
KerryBear, yeah, A&W's are few and far between in Southern California, the one I go to is in Mentone Beach and used to go to one in Corona when I was working. The fresh brewed Root beerand fries are pretty good.
Fuck Starbucks. ...
163081
2020-08-28 10:51:33EDT
KerryBear
Jordan - I am going to kill you. Listening at 7AM and you are playing Blinded by the Light. I shoulda known better.. LMAO & love you anyway Clown Daddy.
163080
2020-08-27 18:36:03EDT
Minibuns
Richard! I too miss A&W. Used to stop at Cabazon on way home from motoing in Ocotillo Wells. Yummy fries, corn dogs, rootbeer. But then WHAM! its a now a fucking Starbucks,whom I've boycotted for 20 years since a million gnats were flying 'round in the cookie case. Lady there said, "what, you don't want the cookie?" after I mentioned them, then she put cookie back, as they swarmed everywhere. Sorry, but that called for a Karen move, so I said LOUDLY - YOU ARE PUTTNG IT BACK? THATS GROSS!YOU ARE KIDDING ME RIGHT?" and walked out. Never been back. Newport Beach Westcliff. Absolutely FOUL.
And I feel same way about Calamari as Richard does about shrimp. chewy grossness. But crabcakes....mmmmm good!
163079
2020-08-27 17:42:57EDT
Phil with a Ph
Listening to Jeremy not order his usual turkey sandwich reminded me of the classic Seinfeld episode when George decided to change his usual sandwich order. https://youtu.be/cKUvKE3bQlY
163078
2020-08-27 11:42:46EDT
KerryBear
LMAO at "Karen". I actually LISTEN & have been since day 1, when J went in closet on M&L. Don't go there. I take NOTES on most podcasts, scary, right? Not my fault you don't get their quotes or geniusness.
163077
2020-08-27 11:12:22EDT
KerryBear
Cant believe a gaggle of men cant whistle. WTF? I thought that was mandatory. My pop would stand in our driveway at 5pm, whistle the typical "weeeeeeerrrrrrrrrwiiiiiiit...." and if we didn't hear and weren't there in 10 minutes, we didn't get dinner. So yeah, I can whistle like a mother fucker.It will break your ear drums. At sporting events, men trip out when they turn and see, the "whistler" is a 5ft tall girl.
163076
2020-08-27 04:24:49EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
CHEESE...............YUMMMMMMMM, I had a cheese fix a few days ago, I don't know if you have A&W'S there, but they have CHEESE CURDS, deep fried White Cheddar cheese........no tofu ca ca. I had not had them in over a year, damn they were good.
It is going to be hard to listen to the show now that i am working, by the time I get done its 10 or 11 at night and i am dead tired. I get up at 630 to start the day , so not much time to squeeze in a 4 hour show. That's OK, I have the weekend, for now. May have to work on Sundays. My dog{100lb black lab} loves to bark at airplanes, she gets very loud and crazy, she thinks she is chasing them away .She will bark once at the doorbell, but if someone wiggles the door knob she wants to rip them a new one, witch is exactly what I want. Popcorn shrimp {sea bugs} well breaded and seasoned {CAJAN}is the only sea food for me, regular shrimp makes me ralph, like eating a giant chewy booger. Thanks for the show, I will get my shit together and not ask about the next one until Friday........if I remember. its way past my bed time, have a great weekend guys.
163075
2020-08-27 01:33:51EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
OK, ALL GOOD ON THE SHOWS, didnt miss any..... I started a new job and I am working all hours of the day and night, My internal clock is all fucked up.
163074
2020-08-27 00:16:51EDT
Richard in Redlands
Yeah! Time to listen to the fun.......this one should be interesting.
163073
2020-08-26 23:33:56EDT
Phil with a Ph
Richard, patients it is only Wednesday, that's when they have been doing the show for the past 3 or 4 months, I bet they are just finishing the show now so I predict Jordan will post it tomorrow if he has time if not then on Friday but the show still would have been recorded on Wednesday.
163072
2020-08-26 20:39:56EDT
Richard in Redlands
KerryBear,your right, the guys forget a lot of things, looks like they forgot to do a podcasts, I'm sure Jordan will have a good reason.
163071
2020-08-26 10:34:04EDT
Minibuns
Oh - I forgot to mention, I was joking about spelling of "Torrents's" name..... based on what he said about coaches always being disappointed he WASN'T black.For the record, I am not dumb,just sarcastic, which is why I think I relate to Jordan a lot. We are both cynical and a realists, but I like to watch movies and he likes to watch Alex. Comedy is comedy right?
163070
2020-08-26 05:12:57EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
hope all is well,check back in the afternoon,
163069
2020-08-25 19:20:35EDT
KerryBear
LMAO. You guys just read my note about Matt,makeup, shoes,and underwear. I didn't mean Matt needs to buy CLOWN shoes & underwear you goof balls! Matt said he puts on make up (meaning he bought some) but he wears undies that would make PigPen from Peanuts blush, and he wears Jordan's "Naked & Afraid" hand me down shoes... You guys forget so many things you've said,I wonder if you're actually doing this podcast from a retirement home. Bazinga
163068
2020-08-24 10:38:55EDT
GOD
Knock it off or I will take all of you out.
163067
2020-08-24 01:41:51EDT
ROBERT
Fuck off and die you worthless piece of fucking dog shit Phil with a Ph, then pull your dick out of your own ass and go fuck your cunt of a mother, I'm sure she likes it, more than likely in the ass. Yes.....you are soooooo funny, NOT
163066
2020-08-23 20:11:27EDT
Phil with a Ph
To Anonymous & Robert, I predict when Jordan reads my question to Matt the guys will laugh, you guys have absolutely no clue to what is funny but the guys do..
163065
2020-08-23 13:54:19EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ok, where's the show? I hope that Jordan wasnt sicker than he thought. That goes for all the One Hour gang. Getting ready to watch the Indy 500,this will be the first year I haven't gone. It's going to be a little strange watching it without a live crowd there. Will check back after the race for a new show. Stay safe guys
163064
2020-08-22 20:58:04EDT
Robert
To Anonymous, TROLL's got a get their kicks.
163063
2020-08-22 20:10:45EDT
Anonymous
Phil! What the heck! Do you have nothing else to do but ‘stir the pot’! You do the same thing on FB!
163062
2020-08-22 19:08:52EDT
Phil with a Ph
This Wednesday, August 26th we will be 69 days away from the election, having said that Matt will you be voting this time around? I remember last time you didn't vote and that brought on the now famous/classic Torrance walk off/hung up moment on the show.
163061
2020-08-21 11:46:29EDT
Karen
Torrance, I think you are actually teaching your dog to bark more by giving him a treat every time he barks. I got my dog to stop barking by throwing a tin can near him, and then saying NOOOOO in a stern voice, after a day or two he learned to stop barking.
163060
2020-08-20 23:17:19EDT
Alexander the Grout
Every tight wad knows to order a Reuben at a brewpub. Rye bread is typically a very large slice of bread making the sandwich more than enough for two people to split. Hate it when we order a burger to split and the bun is 4” in diameter. Same price. Plus, hard to screw up a Reuben.
Enjoy FOTG. It’ll make you a anti-nuke advocate.
163059
2020-08-20 22:52:35EDT
Richard in Redlands
Enjoyed the show, bonus hour and all.
Your probably doing a show now or our about to start, looking forward to tomorrow.
Tonight I am Re watching that all time great Sci Finally Food of the Gods..........help me......please help me.
163058
2020-08-20 03:28:23EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
its 1230, do you know where your listeners are?
163057
2020-08-18 14:57:28EDT
Phil with a Ph
I was surprised to hear Jordan say he use to be a smoker, I read a report that said it takes 10 years for the human body to return back to normal after a person has stopped smoking.
163056
2020-08-18 13:23:21EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
I recently got some bitter sweet news, the place I worked for wanted me to come back to work, this was around the first week of July. I really need to work and was going to go back. They told me all the safety precautions that they had put in place, taking temp before entering the building, wearing a mask of some kind and keeping 6 feet apart. Well I have worked there 20 years and I really know the people that work there, most of them would follow the rules but there are some that would not. I was concerned about that, I asked the owner about things like what happens if someone does not comply with the rules and was told the would be fired. I still had my doubts, I also asked about mask, was he going to provide them? he told me they were giving out bandanas....... but you can ware what ever you want. I gave it some thought and told them I would come back as long as they enforced the rules. After the weekend before going back I changed my mind, just did not trust the bandana thing and that everyone was going to do what they could to be safe. This is in Riverside witch has the 2nd highest infection in the state so I wasnt feeling all warm and fuzzy about it. I got a call yesterday that of the 18 people they brought back 16 are now infected, 10 are in the hospital. Turns out that one hardheaded girl went to a pool party the first week back where there was someone there infected. The way they took temperatures was to be done by one person, but if you came late you would take it yourself. This girl was late every day, the figured she never really took her temp because it was EXACTLY the same every day, she also was told at least 5 times to put her mask( bandana in her case) back on. I feel bad that some of the people that I know are sick, but thankful I listened to that little voice in my head. I may be getting a job as a trace caller, I think that would be a very interesting job. thanks guys for your time and keeping us entertained.
163055
2020-08-15 18:12:27EDT
Karen
As a fairly new listener I have to ask, what drugs is KerryBear on and what show is she listening to? Because none of the stuff she writes about lines up with the stuff you guys have talked about.
163054
2020-08-14 16:57:21EDT
KerryBear
Song I don't want to die to: Blinded by the Light or Freebird .
I'd try to kill myself, even if I was already dying, just to stop hearing it. These are my two most disliked songs in my head.
I'd take Morrisey's "First of the Gang to Die" over those any day.
163053
2020-08-14 09:36:28EDT
Steve
Do you think it's a coincidence that the creepy guy at the market and the weird guy that posts in this group both have the same name, Robert? hmmm, I think they could be the same guy.
163052
2020-08-13 17:43:36EDT
Phil with a Ph
You guys kicked off the show talking about sandwiches, that was timely since August is Sandwich month, so it got me thinking of this question, of these 4 sandwiches which 1 would you guys order? Philly cheese-steak, Chicken Parmesan, Brisket with Cole Slaw or French Dip?
163051
2020-08-13 13:20:51EDT
KerryBear
Forogot to ask....Matt - sounded like you channeling Serj on July 6 episode...." Its pudding time, can I buy you things, daddys gonna buy you a diamond ring, its pudding time" ....cha cha ching chime.... made me laugh but I think you really scared Jeremy.
163050
2020-08-13 12:18:11EDT
KerryBear
Recently I asked about injuries, and on July 15 you talked about bad backs & chiropractors.I never believed in chiropractors ever. But here is my changed opinion and why. First, I'm already screwed becuz I have scoliosis. Then in 2007, I broke my right femur into 3 pieces & also right ankle. (freeriding motocross) I got a titanium bar in thigh and pins in ankle. The following day after surgery, they MADE me get up and walk. My leg is now about 1/2 inch shorter than the other. When I got to therapy, they actually MADE me, NOT limp.They demanded it right when you walk in, they'd be on my ass. So now my brain is trained to "walk normal". But, if I'm lazy, I walk like a drunk. I got the bar & pins out a year later & all healed fine, but because of that 1/2 inch, my back is more messed up than ever, because now hips are uneven. It causes spine to be forced in opposite direction of what scoliosis wants to do. So I'm just fucked. So, I deal with a lot of back pain, but you cant tell. Then,8 yrs ago, I was broadsided in a very small car, that snapped my neck sideways & again hurt lower back.(NOTE: I had already compressed it moving very heavy boxes at moms about a month before this, and so i lumped that pain into the accident pain, so I could get better care for it. (I got a lawyer becuz 1. lady who hit me, just giggled with her buddy & didn't even ask if I'm ok as i sat on sidewalk in shock. 2. After a few hours, i started to feel like i was punched in the face, so went to ER later same day & found accident caused "TMJ" and within a day, my neck & back were killin me. (Lady probably thought i was fine because there were no cuts/blood.) After several epidural shots, pain still returned, so docs wanted to do surgery on both neck & back, but I am not into anything invasive. Only other option was neck & lumbar decompression. I was referred to Dr Todd Grecian in Newport and I will now SWEAR by him. I went through both decompressions and it was the best thing I ever did. There rarely tried to just "crack me", but they provide so many other foms of care, its not just what you think it is. THey have massage, electro therapy, heat ice and planned exercises.
He was/is FANTTASIC and if you don't want surgery...see if DECOMPRESSION is an option. Its been 8 years & lower back pain has never returned like before, only minimal here & there. That said, not all chiropractors are the same. I went to another one closer to an old work in between then and now...and he was a QUACK and WORTHLESS. Got certificate straight out of a cereal box.DO YOUR HOMEWORK B4 GOING.
Love the shows.And its always nice to hear Jeremy speak in class today.
163049
2020-08-12 17:20:39EDT
Phil with a Ph
The reason animals and humans look cute as a baby is because they have a small nose, once their nose starts to grown in they state to lose their cuteness.
163048
2020-08-11 21:32:09EDT
Joe
On the topic of things I never learned how to do as a kid but wish I knew how to do it as an adult, mine would be how to spit a loogey.
163047
2020-08-11 15:28:32EDT
Karen
After listening to Matt and Jeremy talk about the stupid people that call them at work it got me thinking, I wonder if Jordan's eye Doctor was sitting around chatting with his buddies telling them of this dumb guy that kept looking at the light after I told him several times not to look at the light.
163046
2020-08-10 14:51:37EDT
KerryBear
Download Spreaker onto phone, click ONEHOURSHOW as a favorite. DUHHHH.
Shows are all listed & you can start, stop, back up 10 seconds, jump forward 30, & pause where & when you want. It's easiest way to listen using a phone. I normally go from headphones at work, to car, so with blue tooth, I hop in, it auto connects. (that is, if you have blue tooth capability in car) If not, leave phone on passenger seat, turn it up & HIT PLAY. Easy peasy.
163045
2020-08-09 13:27:57EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan if you're thinking about going back to school, you should do it, now is the best time to do it since you can take online classes you don't have to worry about being around people and by the time you finish, COVID will be done and new jobs will begin to open up. I took a 15 year break from my education several years ago and when I went back to school I found it so much easier than when I was younger, to this day I look back at it as one of the best things I ever did to go back and finish. I know you don't like that you are still paying off your student loans but look at it this way, if you go back and finish at least you won't be paying off those loans with nothing to show for it at least now you'll know have gotten your degree out of it. As a loyal listener to this show I would gladly accept you stepping away from this podcast for awhile while you do your schooling. I seriously hope you'll look into getting enrolled into school this week for the fall semester.
163044
2020-08-09 12:05:00EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Hi Guys - did you feel the earthquake? Usually that's our thing.
Ha
163043
2020-08-06 12:45:19EDT
Richard in Redlands
Message correction (Jordan 11) is supposed to be " majority of"
163042
2020-08-06 11:36:44EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan, didn't mean to bum you out about the audio, it was something beyond your control. It wasn't a problem with the equipment just something the microphones were picking up. I think the Jordan 11 was coming from Ryan's mic.
Ryan, don't want you to feel bad either, just one of those things that happen. Was good to hear you and as always your great stories. Jordan you run a top notch podcast, the little flaws and mishaps make for a better show, didn't mean to give you a hard time ( but seriously lose the wind chimes) and it's all good.
I have listened to a lot of other podcast and a lot of them are no where near as professional as yours.
I am about a hour and a half into the latest show and I am not hearing any mystery noises,and since Ryan is not on that is what leads me to think it was his mic picking up everything.
Anyway I better get back to listening to the rest of the show.
163041
2020-08-06 09:15:36EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
wow. a early post, Guess I will start now, thanks guys
163040
2020-08-05 19:03:07EDT
Dan
Thanks guys for playing the Metal Trump youTube link I sent you a couple of weeks ago, too bad Ryan wasn't there to hear it because he would have been laughing his ass off like Jermey was when he was listening to it. Matt I notice you have talked about you Dad being dead, how did he die, was it a long term illness or was it something that happened suddenly like getting hit by a bus?
163039
2020-08-05 17:58:14EDT
KerryBear
One last thing - Jeremy, I find the back & forth not as arguments, ie, Superman, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, mascots, cartoons pandering sexuality, but as dialog. I for one, like to hear various opinions. You are all right, that the common denominator is MONEY now.
Not sure if I should say it, but I have pic of me at age 3, as a blackface Aunt Jemima in 1966.
Mentality was just a character, not a diss to a race. That syrup was a staple in our family meals and that's what I wanted to be. Never thought about it any differently than say Sara Lee, or Betty Crocker, ... but when YOU discussed it, I understand better from your point of view, and see the issue more clearly.
Make sense??? So the "arguments" are good.
MATT - You can buy makeup, but you cant buy shoes or underwear??? WTF? Jesus...
163038
2020-08-05 17:31:25EDT
Dan P
Greetings from PDX
Though you might like to know.
This fall, Oregon might become the first state in the nation to decriminalize drug possession. Initiative 44, which will be on the ballot in November, would end the criminalization of simple drug possession of small amounts of all drugs by changing the penalties from felonies and misdemeanors to a $100 administrative fine. The initiative would also use excess tax money from the sale of legal marijuana to fund a new drug treatment, recovery and harm reduction program outside of the criminal justice system. The fine could be waived if the recipient chooses to undergo a voluntary treatment assessment under the new system.
163037
2020-08-05 16:31:10EDT
KerryBear
PS - love new listeners posts, including moron boy. Don't stop feeding the tiger....we like it when they bite! ATG, KIMMIE, Phil, ROBERT, ROBERT-the other one,Joe,Mary,Dan,Andrew,Mikeyswede,Richard,JB,Patti, Sara,etc etc...
we need these boys.
163036
2020-08-05 16:22:53EDT
KerryBear
Am only on 6/24, but want to say THANK YOU for continuing & providing directors cuts of podcasts. Love it ALL Jordan, even quiet silences, but adding a little music behind convo's has been enjoyable. And if you need to take a break, just play 1 of YOUR favorite tunes, so you can all go PeePee, or make a yahgurt....Gives us a moment as well. I'm sorry to hear of family losses of listeners, or others. Am also stunned on occasion by each of you. Your insights, knowledge, or point of views help me see & think things differently, which I appreciate. Isn't that the point of this podcast? To get your views out there Jordan? Well, its working bud.I for one, think everyone can change who they are & how they think. Its a CHOICE. I choose to not be so narrow minded, or racist, as those before me, though I am far from perfect. Your knowledge of so many things, due to your savvy techiness" of some sort, with feeds of interests, keeps me aware of things I would never have heard of. Maybe you could put up a list of the feeds you follow?
You can call yourself nerds, but I call you friends.
I enjoy & absorb everything, including game talk. I just sold a PS2 with 12 games, in perfect condition for 40 bucks, so a kid can enjoy while on lock down.( Ryan, don't be going to parties or casino's-its F'n lockdown!) There are so many comments that pop into my head, but am at work, or driving. I also forget what i was gonna say, but that may due to new staples in my forehead. (lost a fight with a soap dish.)Which brings me to one of my questions: Have any of you had a serious injury, due to something really dumb??? Or at all? I know Jeremy never broke a bone, but what other weird or gnarly thing happened to any of you? One I am most concerned about is Torrents. (is that the black spelling, BTW? lol) And no, I KNOW what a torrent is, but I didn't before this podcast.Point for Jordan.I learn all kinds of shit.Love you all....Minibuns (nickname from highschool) What was yours????
163035
2020-08-05 12:02:03EDT
Phil with a Ph
Ryan's dad stories were too funny, I say you guys give Ryan's dad a call on your show on November 4th the day after the Election to hear what he thinks about our new President, then after he rips Biden you can give him a taste of his own medicine and tell him, "well he's still your President" and then hang-up. Jordan, try drinking water when you feel you're hungry, I remember reading a study a few years ago that said, sometime when you think you're hungry you could be thrust, since I read that I've been drinking water instead and it has worked out for me pretty well cutting down on my food consumption.
163034
2020-08-05 02:02:09EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
THIS JUST IN.....TEXINS LOVE MUSTARD............Ryan,what the hell,that had me laughing for a while.
163033
2020-08-04 02:02:11EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
GOOD SHOW,but the background noise really fucking distracting...........lets play a game,what the fuck were they doing, cracking walnuts? feild striping a M1 CARBINE? breaking up chairs for a bonfire? who knows..........and the MOTHERFUCKING wind chimes..............OK, I feel better......thank you guys for doing what you do
163032
2020-08-03 02:01:45EDT
Zack
Long time listener and not first time commenter. I have been trying to catch up on all the shows, but my company closed down due to Covid and I had my first child in April so I wasn't really listening to the show during that time. Since then I have been back to work and listening on my drives. I still love to listen and see how you guys have been, at this point I feel like I'm lurking and listening to some friends bullshit for several hours. You guys talked about your friends being fit to be parents and I just wanted to through out that I am 27 have had a house purchased for 4 years now. Also I prefer to call myself an Otaku over a Weeb, but that is just me. Maybe it is because I am the youngest listener but I enjoy the video game talk and would like more of it. Hope everything isn't to bad all things considering the current situation. Thank you for all you do.
163031
2020-07-29 14:35:23EDT
Anonymous
Do you have an ultimate goal for the podcast? also, whats the purpose of the show other than your entertainment? Do you ultimately care who your audience is? Do you want audience participation? If so, what form do you envision?
Thank you!
163030
2020-07-28 20:15:14EDT
KerryBear
I am still only on 6/10 podcast but had to stop asap and say I now want to marry Ryan. I TOO HATE JOURNEY. I ALSO CANT STAND RUSH. I don't care, their voices SUCK..... and thank you all for always talking in song,tv, and movie quotes.... I get 90% of them, but ironically, Sponge Bob is not one of em. Guess I'm going to have to binge, because it actually sounds up my goofy alley.... even if I'm old.
SUGAHHH
Those people are new poor, we're OLD poor
And the legend of the rent lingers on
Put the bodies on the floor
I walk, I drink, I try
I've got a fast car do you (clown baby?)
163029
2020-07-27 12:23:15EDT
Phil with a Ph
I really enjoyed this show, the 3 man shows are working out well. Jordan, I think I figured out what was up with the guy at the store, both of you were wearing a mask, right? That's it, his attempt of humor was flat because you couldn't see his facial expression when he said it, so I would say he was totally joking. I had something similar to that happened to me at the store the other day too, but thanks to your story I was able to figure it out. One of my favorite things you ever said on Mark and Lynda was: "Don't make it weird, man" you should have told that to the guy at the store. I've learned wearing a mask not only flattens the curve but it also flattens the attempt at humor too. Jordan, said you have been consuming 4,000 calories a day, is there a reason why you are doing that? Great idea to spread out the comments during the show, it made for a much nicer flow to the show.
163028
2020-07-22 16:16:17EDT
Dan
With all the talk about you tube, I came across this and thought you guys would find in entertaining. It's trump singing Iron Maidens Run to the Hills, it reminds me of something you guys would put together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTONZqRR6n8
163027
2020-07-21 19:26:45EDT
Richard in Redlands
Great show as always, I have a YouTube channel and did a podcasts, the YouTube channel is more work, and you can't cuss, so I don't think it would work for the ONE HOUR SHOW.
It would be like when Mark went to the Sound.
Stick with what works, also people may be listening while the are working, some bosses may frown on their employees watching Jordan complain..
And before anyone says anything I did not mention where or what My YouTube or podcast is about, so I am NOT promoting anything.
163026
2020-07-21 15:49:59EDT
Mary in Simi
Hey guys,
Just a few comments. It is Faith Hill not Celine Dion that sings Where Are YouChristmas. It is only slightly more tolerable than the Taylor Momsen version, in my opinion. I believe it is Torrance that talked snowboarding. Three years ago we found the Ikon Pass. It’s a multi resort annual pass. My husband and I were on our one weekend, just us, snowboard weekend on March 14th this year. We live in Southern California so we travel to Mammoth/June Lake to board. The lifts were on wind hold all day. Over the course of hours it was released that all Ikon resorts were shutting down for the remainder of the season, because of the pandemic. We were so bummed and confused since information was changing so quickly. It’s possible that some Utah and even Colorado resorts stayed open for a week or so after the Altera owned resorts. At this point most resorts are still very unsure what will happen come the 20/21 season. One would think it’s an activity you wouldn’t need to worry too much about. Being in California, we were shut down very quickly. Masks were are still are required to enter every establishment or store. We do take out a couple times a month but mostly cook at home. We have not gone to eat at a restaurant (make shift parking lot patio set up) yet. I do still work. As a building inspector, it’s out in the world, not from home. I am mostly outside working and not really ever in close proximity to others. I don’t deny that there is a virus. However I believe the numbers are up mostly due to availability of testing. I take it as seriously as I mentally can handle. There is so much information from both sides of this situation. Kids won’t be starting school in school this fall. It’s all a shame.
163025
2020-07-20 16:10:55EDT
Joe
Phil, No way would Jordan do You-Tube, that would mean he would have to be on camera, he is too shy for that, we are lucky he still does this podcast.
163024
2020-07-20 01:37:33EDT
Andrew from Anaheim
Hey guys, with all that talk about MRE's. I have to share this guys YouTube channel he eats MRE's that are super old like from the 1940's.His name is steve1989
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2I6Et1JkidnnbWgJFiMeHA
163023
2020-07-19 18:57:24EDT
Phil with a Ph
Another great show guys, Jordan, I like your idea of trying a solo show, you could try it as a 1 time thing just to see how you like it. I think you have the talent to pull it off, as far as not having another voice in the room to bounce things off of, use the comments as the second person in the room and after you run though the comments then you could give us an Alex Jones update or talk about anything else that comes to your mind. Jordan, have you thought about starting a YouTube channel? With your podcasting experience you could transition pretty easily over to that forum. I asked because a few months ago I started my own YouTube channel, so I've been learning a lot about YouTube the past few months, as a homage to the 1 hour show I bang a gong at the end of every show.
163022
2020-07-18 01:18:57EDT
Andrew from Anaheim
Hey guys been enjoying these long shows. I have been listening while playing snowrunner on my pc. Have you guys played it?
163021
2020-07-16 13:30:38EDT
Joe
I often hear you guys talk about your roach problem, how come you guys just down put one of those roach bombs in your apartment and leave for a few hours, when you come back you'll see many died roaches on the floor, that's what I did several years ago when I had a roach problem.
163020
2020-07-15 15:39:51EDT
Anonymous
Feeling helpless in a cold and indifferent world. Thank you for the laughs. Fuck kids, fuck pets, fuck covid, etc., etc., etc.
163019
2020-07-15 10:39:08EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well sometimes Karma comes and fucks you in the ass without lube and says " haha". You make think I'm making this up but my daughter just told me 5 minutes ago that she is expecting. This is very surprising because she felt the same way That I do (and still do) about kids. So it was probably a accident.
I am not excited and if that makes me a asshole ,so be it. FUCK, DAMN, SHIT!!!!!
163018
2020-07-14 22:51:51EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan you always talk about watching Alex, how do you watch him, is he on TV, if so what network or he is only on his website? I'm interesting in checking out his show.
163017
2020-07-14 17:45:44EDT
Anonymous
FYI - Found this little tidbit, in case ya didn't know. Alex must have been drinkin' White Claw....
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones arrested for DWI in Texas
MARCH 10, 2020 / 4:23 PM / CBS NEWS
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones was arrested early Tuesday in Austin, Texas, for driving while intoxicated, officials said. Jones, who hosts his own radio show, "InfoWars," was booked on a DWI charge just after midnight, the Travis County Sheriff's Office told CBS News.
The charge is a class B misdemeanor. Jones' bond was set at $3,000 and he was released on bond just after 4 a.m., the sheriff's office confirmed.
163016
2020-07-14 15:59:18EDT
Phil with a Ph
GREAT show, I like when you start the show with the date, because many times I don't start listening to the show until later in the week so it helps me understand why you guys are talking about or not talking about certain topics. It was fun getting the comments read at the start of the show, it was like eating dessert before eating the veggies. Jordan, why do you feel like you have to read the comments all at one time, why not just sprinkle them in through out the show? That way you can always have something in your bag in case the other topics run dry. My feelings on kids, I don't have them and everyday that goes by I'm happier that I never had them. I feel the same way about pets that I do about kids, I've never changed a diaper in my life and I don't like cleaning poop from my yard either so I say no to the idea of either one. You guys were speaking about hair, one of my favorite Jordan moments on the M&L podcast was when he showed up to work one day with all his hair buzzed off. I'm using the pandemic as an excuse to grow out my hair, I've only had 1 haircut this year and that was in late February, I'm hoping to get my next haircut when I go to Thailand whenever we are free to travel there.
163015
2020-07-13 23:50:03EDT
Anonymous
BURN IT DOWN,,,,,,,BURN IT ALL DOWN!
163014
2020-07-13 20:15:03EDT
Sara in Vancouver
Hey guys you asked about kids. My only advice is like you where discussing only have them if your ready for the long commitment. We just learned that our kids aren't going to do that...like when we saw them runnin around the restaurant or other bad examples. Just kept mentioning to Hubby & between Podcasts & parenting magazines learned that our kids where not going to have Super Nanny so they would never get that bad. Mine now are both playing Xbox and not college bound but will at least graduate High school. My 20 year old daughter is working full time watching 3 kids at another Mothers home. So once boss is cleared to go back after getting covid she will be back at least she is still getting paid. Now she is finishing driving lessons to get license that was supposed to be done months ago. My son 15 is going to be a freshman in high school so we are just trying keep him active walking the dog and chores. I'm pretty lazy as a Mom they both have phones and my daughter pays her way on hers. We where in other house for 14 yrs so survived the recession by keeping in same company for my job this year is 26. My husband has been at same job over 10 years & he has company laptop to work from home but has been going to office as needed now that people have thinned down. He has gone to wearing a survivor buff to work instead if a mask. With his head set for phone the elastic was not working when needed to wear it for 8 hrs. We have seen them at Home Depot but not sure if those are in NC. Sorry if I rambled too long better walk dog.
163013
2020-07-11 02:33:15EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
little kids suck, babies really suck. My daughter is 32 and I am just starting to like her...........but really, cant stand babies and little kids up to 3 or 4 years old. The one thing I do not miss about going out to eat is the "SCREAMERS" the little ones that will scream at a un godly level in what ever food establishment we would go, what was worse was mom and dad just sit there. Then the 3 and 4 year olds that run around all the tables, want to watch you eat and jump up and down on everything. Dogs at least behave.
163012
2020-07-10 18:06:14EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Nevermind...iTunes skipped to the episode from a couple of weeks ago. Now on to BACON!!
163011
2020-07-10 17:50:26EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
I started the 7/9/20 show that was posted... is it a repeat? Sure sounds familiar.
163010
2020-07-10 16:53:55EDT
Anonymous
Don't forget Rush Limbaugh
163009
2020-07-10 14:35:24EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
I remember Wally George, really hated that asshole.
163008
2020-07-10 08:40:57EDT
Mikeyswede
Every time I hear a clip of Alex Jones I can't stop thinking about an other weird media personality back in the 80:s - Wally George
Bet all you listeners in Orange County, LA will remember
You need to check this guy out
Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wally_George
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65FUN-o8v4Q
163007
2020-07-09 23:14:08EDT
Atg
Btw. 2004 World of Warcraft is the only WOW worth playing. Still play it on my Pentium 5. “Yes me lord”. “The town is under attack”! Just saying. Zzzzzzzzzzzz
163006
2020-07-09 23:05:39EDT
Atg
Not to toot my own horn, but GD, we all have valuable opinions. When did we get to the point where we can’t have a civil discourse? I am as old and set in my ways as you can’t imagine. My peers are old fucking farts that vomit the same diatribe, day after day. I love the fresh outlook of the others that twist my world and make me think of a different paradigm. Yes, I am a nerd. Yes, I am an ass. But one thing I am not, is a closed minded ass-wipe that doesn’t listen to reason. Time to pass out. Sorry if I offended anyone. Atg
163005
2020-07-09 22:49:33EDT
Atg
Are we not able to discuss differing opinions? Are we not men? We are Devo. [feel a pent-up rant coming on]. GD I need another drink!!
163004
2020-07-09 22:31:43EDT
Atg
Proclaimed with a British accent for those “non-nerds”. Wow.
163003
2020-07-09 22:29:50EDT
Atg
Thank you sir. (Here, here).
163002
2020-07-09 22:28:01EDT
Atg
Nerd? Really? Haven’t had a compliment like that since 1981 working on my trash-80 when a jock gave me a hair pull and proclaimed such. I wear that flag with pride!! Just saying, dude.
163001
2020-07-09 20:58:59EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
On the road, taking a break and a leak....TMI I know. Enjoying the show so far, your rat experience was quite funny. I had to finish off killing a rat that tripped a trap in the back yard..... it was a plastic snap trap that looks like alligator jaws, it was caught in the middle of his body and still very much alive. It was scooting backwards quickly trying to get free and heading for the bushes, I did not want it to go into the bushes and die because the dog would find it and eat it. So I had to act fast , the only thing that came to mind at the time was to step on it until it died. This was not pleasant...........it took a minute to finish it off. I felt its skull cracking under my foot.......again TMI. Well back to the road and the show.
163000
2020-07-09 14:31:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
Perfect timing, just getting ready to hit the road.
162999
2020-07-09 13:46:22EDT
JB in Oregon
I really liked your discussion about corona this week. I'm your age and tend not to completely agree with your opinions but love the perspective and discussion. I see so much dissention, hatred, and pissy arguments about masks. The 99 percent of us wearing masks will get the job done, so people shouldn't bother shaming others and creating tensions and hatred.
I have concerns about government over-reach and mandating what people do so I'm automatically labeled as a Trump supporting right-wing conspiracy theorist(which I'm not for the record).
Everything has nuance including people.
Something I'd like to make a point about.... Not directed at your guys, just people in general. I think you all do a good job at this.
Different opinions and disagreement are a good thing.
That's how we get where we need to be and end up with reasonable solutions. Talk to people, listen to their opinions, understand their motivations, be respectful.
If everyone can disagree but work together, we can do anything and solve anything.
I really don't mean to turn your comments into a political shooting gallery, I just really wanted to thank you for your attitudes, and thoughts.
Hearing people my age putting genuine thought and understanding into things gives me hope.l
162998
2020-07-08 16:16:15EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
jordan ,I was cleaning up My P.C deleting old E-MAIL and ran across a conversation we had about the M&L HOODYS, I had to laugh, really surprised that you didn't tell me to go fuck off. You were very nice and helped me out. I just want to thank you again for that. Any way keeping an eye out for the next show, hope its a good 5 hour one, going on a road trip Friday or Saturday. Just going to fill up the car and drive, no real destination in mind, probably drive up to the mountains and out into the desert then back home. Just need to get out and see something other than the T.V and neighbourhood . My dog loves to go for road trips, loves to go fast with her head out the window(until a bug hits her) and bark at the big rigs and Harley's
162997
2020-07-08 15:46:45EDT
Phil with a Ph
Another great show guys and certainly your best of the year. I'm going to save this show and go back and listen to it a couple of more times I enjoyed it that much. Jordan, why do you wait so long into the show before you start reading comments? I think you said something like, you don't want to read the comments too early in the show because you think people will stop listening after they hear their comments read. I ask the question because sometimes you'll have an interesting comment that I would like to hear you guys talk about more but it's too late into the show to do that so you just move on.
162996
2020-07-06 13:16:39EDT
Anonymous
I AM TIRED, TIRED OF CV19, TIRED OF WEAR A MASK DON'T WEAR A MASK, CLOSE THINGS UP, OPEN THINGS UP, CLOSE THEM DOWN AGAIN, TIRED OF FIREWORKS, TIRED OF TRYING TO COLLECT U. I NOT GETTING MY PAYMENTS, TIRED OF "THINGS ARE GETTING BETTER", " THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE". I AM JUST FEED UP WITH IT ALL. But I just go on hoping that it will all be behind us soon. Until then I listen to the podcast, and be thankful for what I do have going . Thanks boys for your time.
162995
2020-07-06 04:43:41EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hey guys,enjoyed the show.
You mentioned medical grade cocaine, I have had this used on me when I had a ulcer that was in my mouth just under some bridge work.
The ulcer was inflamed and my bridge work was cutting into it causing server bleeding.
My mouth was filling with blood in seconds and showed no signs of stopping.
I decided to go to the emergency room. While on the way I had a drinking glass that I was spitting the blood into instead of swallowing it or spitting into a rag, by the time I got to the hospital the glass was full...probably 12 ounces worth. They took me in right away and figured out what was happening, the doctor said we are going to administer some cocaine (it had a medical name)and it will make the bleeding stop.
I was very nervous about this, I don't like shots and really didn't want to be shot up with cocaine regardless of what they called it.
The doctor said he was just going to put it on a piece of cotton and wanted me to put it against the ulcer had hold it there for a few minutes.
I did it and the bleeding stopped.
It didn't have a taste that I remember and no side effects or other reactions.
He said this is a medical grade version of cocaine and this is one of the things it was originally intended for.
I was very thankful for it.
Comments got a little intense this week, but that's ok,I like that you read them and that everyone put in their 2 cents.
You numbers may be down a little because of the length of the show, not because no one is listening any more ,but because they my not be downloading the show. In my case I used to download the show onto my phone, I don't do it now because the 4 and 5 hour ones really eat up a lot of space.
I keep ALL of the shows, I eventually transfer them to my laptop then on to a C.D or flash drive.
Just have not done it lately so I just listed from My laptop, don't know if that shows up as a download on your end or not.
Ryan cutting out at the perfect time was pretty funny..... Jeremy near the end of the show you said you thought people may not be listening because it gets very draining,I will admit it does sometimes but that's the beauty of downloading the show, you can stop and take a break or just skip over things if you choose to.
I always listen to thewhole show, don't want to miss thoese little jewels of comedy gold or Pearls of Wisdom.
Anyway thank you all ,stay safe
162994
2020-07-05 00:52:30EDT
ROBERT the other one
we are good
162993
2020-07-04 23:01:52EDT
Joe
AGT you should feel like an ass, I have no idea what the hell you were thinking. I have always thought you were Jordan's favorite fan and then you go and spoil it all by trying to play Doctor, what what a nerd.
162992
2020-07-04 18:13:59EDT
Atg
Don’t need to read this on the podcast. Never meant to upset anyone just offer a different opinion. I apologize for sounding like I’m belittling anyone. It sounded different in my head but when you read it I thought,”what a know it all ass”.
162991
2020-07-03 16:13:56EDT
Joe
Too funny Torrance told AGT "to eat shit" and then he left the show, for those not keeping track that's the second time he has left the show pissed off. To bad Ryan wasn't around to hear it, he would have laughed his ass off at that.
162990
2020-07-02 18:58:50EDT
Sara WFH in Vancouver,WA
Hey guys longtime listener I'm with you Jordan sucks that we have to do Holidays with this crap still here. But I think it's here for awhile so we will just need to deal with it! I don't mind the longer shows since at home on work PC just get less of news and move Adam Carolla to a different day. Thanks for helping me stay awake doing data entry. Gotta go kids are yelling guess I need to settle a debate with 20 & 15 year olds I hope to walk the dog & BBQ hamburgers before it rains again. Enjoy your yog-ert🎧🤣
162989
2020-07-02 16:11:00EDT
Dialon
So sorry to learn that Matt & Katie are no longer a couple, I thought they would have been together forever and 2 days.
162988
2020-07-01 00:11:25EDT
Atg
Well, probably shouldn’t post this. Please don’t shun me after this. I’ve been listening since the closet days - effectively day zero. I’m going to share with everyone what really went down during the lost hour. Again...I respect your opinion and love to hear the other side. You guys are in the age group where nearly all healthy people are asymptomatic. All of you will likely never know you are or were sick. Nearly all deaths are 70’s plus with preexisting complications. Do your research. Don’t always believe the nightly news hype. I am nearly 60, been through it with little grief and survived. Why are we freaked out when a majority of the spike in new cases are asymptomatic youths that don’t even know they are sick?? Protect the vulnerable people and let it burn through the general population. Young children just aren’t affected. Yes they become vectors and maybe one in a million will get sick, but so will some children get polio from vaccinations. The needs of the many outway the needs of the few .. or the one (ST MOVIE 1). Ask yourself why everyone doesn’t panic with streptococcus or influenza each year. Both can and do kill every year. Don’t be sheep. Read multiple sources. You guys have the gift of immunity and youth. Don’t waste it. Now I’ll step off the soap box and shut up. I just couldn’t keep quiet. Jordan, listen to your hesitation in believing all the hype. Occam’s razor.
162987
2020-06-30 22:51:46EDT
Phil with a Ph
The shows have really been good the last few weeks, you guys haven't backed down from tackling the tough topics, I'm proud of you guys for that. The turning point seemed to be a few weeks ago when Jordan had a little mental breakdown pealing a sticker off of his microphone stand after that moment you guys have have been money, keep up the great shows.
162986
2020-06-30 10:46:16EDT
Dan P
one other thing to pass along. I recently discovered a series of compilation albums titled Brown Acid. Rare tracks of hard rock, heavy psych and proto-metal music from the time period of 1968-1975. Some tracks are good some are bad but its all very interesting. A couple of the tracks I enjoy are "Faze 1" and "Deathhead".
Thank for the show!
162985
2020-06-30 09:15:07EDT
Dan P
You asked what’s happening in Portland and I felt obliged to provide a brief snapshot.
Coronovirus information- Friday, Saturday, and Sunday we had over 200 new cases per day. Monday marked the 19th consecutive day of at least 100 new infections. Before that, Oregon had reached or exceeded triple digit cases only three other times since the pandemic hit locally. Monday kept the states moving average over the past week at just above 200 new cases a day.
The State reported that 18,425 people have been tested, with 827 infections identified. That has more than doubled the rate from one month ago. A total of 8,485 confirmed infections and 204 deaths. We are among the lowest totals in the nation.
For the most part, everyone is wearing a mask and taking precautions to limit infections. Only a few douche bags are not taking this seriously. We are currently in phase one with restaurants, bars, and barber shops being open but only at 25% capacity for the eateries. Traffic is picking up which means people are slowly starting to work again. Masks are now required to enter any public space.
On April 1st the Governor issued an eviction moratorium that has been extended through September. It helps people to not be evicted from there place of residents but they will eventually need to pay their rent. In the short term it’s very helpful but once it has been lifted where will these people live? Rent in this town is expensive as I’m sure it is where you live too. The Average rent for an apartment is $1,499. The moratorium does give renters until March 2021 to pay the rent but I’m still not sure how helpful that will ultimately be. The moratorium does extend to commercial buildings as well residential.
Black lives matter demonstrations have been going on for 33 straight days as of this witting. The bulk of the violence and looting that occurred took place the first week of the protests and has settled down since then. For the most part everything is peaceful with only a few flare ups happening.
In fun news,
Oregon is a mail in ballot state and it’s awesome. We have been voting by mail since 1998. This November we may be voting to legalize psilocybin mushrooms in therapeutic settings. It has been shown that such therapy can help people with major depression and behavioral issues. Once all the signatures have been verified it will be moved the ballot. I will be voting yes from the comfort of my home.
That is one long goddamn post.
Thanks for the show!
162984
2020-06-30 00:55:55EDT
Atg
Wish I had thought of it, but not I (BGJ). Next time Ryan has an audio pixilation, isolate and google translate. Might uncover paranormal activity. OHS ouiji.
162983
2020-06-29 10:42:54EDT
moron boy
I feel like an idiot and probably shouldn't comment anymore. it was fun while it lasted?
162982
2020-06-28 19:07:54EDT
Kerrybear
Hey guys. Holy shite!! My Tacoma stereo with you guys loud, made listening so much more fun. I can hear so many things in the backgrpund, i feel like youre all on my road trip. Am now driving home from moms.7 hours. Was behind on podcasts ..and am just finished may 6. First, please know when I call you names, its said with love and teasing. And they relate to whatever subject may have been mentioned in the podcast..ergo, clowns, shitheads, etc. I hope Mr. Sensative (Jeremy) understands me better in the future. I feel bad that he sounded a little offended, so wanted to reassure that foo, that i love you all to death. You entertain the crap outta me and like Patti, would donate pizza money to help support the show. Get a po box ok? Or um gonna have to pull a Patti too...mr postman... bring me a dream..im an original Srl so know your secrets. anyway...gotta get back on road. Starting what...may 13th episode? Podcasts have been Awesome. And torrance, hugs dude. You got your hands full. Dawgs. House. Girl. And veganism. 3 outta 4 aint bad. Meat is neat. ❤😊
162981
2020-06-27 23:49:47EDT
Richard in Redlands
Only 4.5 hours, ......what a jip. Just kidding, starting it now. Thanks in advance
WHERES THE LATEST SHOW?....... COULD IT BE THAT THEY ARE STILL RECORDING?
162978
2020-06-24 13:26:38EDT
ROBERT the other one
Damn,I stopped listening 3 weeks ago, just had to step back from everything and deal with life as we know it now. So now I have about 16 hours to catch up on.
Well I better get started before you add another 6 hour show. Is anyone else having to deal with the MOTHER FUCKING, PIECE OF SHIT , ASSHOLES lighting off fireworks at all hours of the night? They start at 8:30 and go until 4:30 am. My dog is afraid to go outside after 7:00 pm, I cant even get her to come out with snacks. She will hold off taking a dump until the morning, we have not had any mishaps......... yet. Thanks guys , just had to vent. Looking forward to everything I missed. Should be caught up by the time you read this.
162977
2020-06-23 17:31:55EDT
BIG GAY JAYSON
Good day, listening to you dudes talk about musicals, comic books and SpongeBob was cool.
162976
2020-06-22 12:52:58EDT
Dan P
Greetings from Pdx,
I too have been listening to Podcasts for about 20 years. I was introduced to the medium through Kevin Smith's Smodcast. I was a random listener to the M&L Podcast when I heard you and Ryan. I have been listening to your show ever since. I'm not sure how long ago that was. Thanks for the video game talk and thank you for understanding what I was saying in my previous comment. Also, thank you for explaining why my comment posted so many times.
Thanks for the show.
162975
2020-06-21 21:07:24EDT
Phil with a Ph
Matt and Jeremy here is a tip that might help you, occasionally on my job I'll have a tough name to pronounce and I use to snuggle with it until I got smart and started putting their names into Google Translate to figure out how to pronounce their names, since I've been doing that my life so much easier.
162974
2020-06-21 15:05:20EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
WOW! I made it through that one non stop, although I did have to plug My phone to the charger before it died. Jordan have a question about WWW.ONEHOURSHOW.COM when you GOOGLE it, there is always a listener comment attached to it, do you put those on there? I am resting up and clearing My schedule this week for the next show, " needs more cow bell".
162973
2020-06-19 01:21:05EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
GUS/ GROWLTIGER " THE THEATER CAT"would be my favorite song from the Broadway version of CATS
162972
2020-06-19 00:57:42EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
GUS/ GROWLTIGER " THE THEATER CAT"would be my favorite song from the Broadway version of CATS
162971
2020-06-18 18:22:52EDT
Richard in Redlands
I just realized that as shitty as my job was, I miss it. These long shows would be perfect for me to listen to at work.
162970
2020-06-18 18:20:37EDT
Richard in Redlands
6 1/2 hours.......well I will have to rearrange My schedule of watching movies, playing video games and sleeping to listen to this one.
I promise I won't fall asleep.
162969
2020-06-18 14:36:45EDT
KerryBear
I'm still catching up, so KEEP UP....I keep having to listen 2/3 times to same podcast until I can get all way thru it, so that said here we go
Jeremy seemed offended becuz I called you guys "shitheads". It was based on fact you guys talked about taking a crap etc for a half hour.
So, if the Foo shits, wear it bro.
ps for your enjoyment, heck out Instagram site @foosgonewild
162968
2020-06-17 15:18:46EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan, I was telling you the truth, go ahead and google "peanut butter as a substitute for goo gone" I was hoping one of you guy would google it but nobody did.
162967
2020-06-17 13:29:30EDT
Mikeyswede
It started as the one hour show than it became the two hour show followed by the three hour show then the four hour show which quickly became the five hour show and now it is the six hour show - do we have to wait long for the seven hour show?
162966
2020-06-17 09:43:58EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well I started to listen to the show Friday night, I think I heard about 20 minutes then fell asleep, sorry it wasn't because you guys were boring. I woke up just as it was ending, when you were talking about "BEDTIME MAGIC " I will listen to it today so I don't get behind.
162965
2020-06-16 20:06:26EDT
Dan P.
I might be in the minority amongst the listeners but I always enjoy when you guys talk about Video games. What video games have all of you been playing? I have been playing Animal Crossing (very fun) and I just finished the remake of Shadow of the Colossus (wonky controls but overall pretty awesome).
Thanks for the show!
162964
2020-06-15 14:12:54EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Thanks for the f-bombs guys! Made me smile. :-) (that's smiley face, Jordan.)
162963
2020-06-11 16:09:02EDT
Richard in Redlands
I haven't listened to the show yet, the title worries me a little bit.....
162962
2020-06-11 00:42:49EDT
Atg
Lawery’s? Must be an east coast or boomer thing. Johnny’s is the champagne of seasoning.
162961
2020-06-10 22:03:51EDT
Dan P
Why the fuck did my comment post three times.
162960
2020-06-10 22:03:00EDT
Dan P
Greetings from Portland, OR. I enjoy listening to the show and I would never tell anybody about it. Your secret is safe with me. I don’t have many friends and it’s nice to pretend that I’m hanging out with all of you. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a depressing thing (we all know which one it is). Thanks for the show!!
162959
2020-06-10 22:02:54EDT
Dan P
Greetings from Portland, OR. I enjoy listening to the show and I would never tell anybody about it. Your secret is safe with me. I don’t have many friends and it’s nice to pretend that I’m hanging out with all of you. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a depressing thing (we all know which one it is). Thanks for the show!!
162958
2020-06-10 20:18:59EDT
Dan P
Greetings from Portland, OR. I enjoy listening to the show and I would never tell anybody about it. Your secret is safe with me. I don’t have many friends and it’s nice to pretend that I’m hanging out with all of you. Not sure if that’s a good thing or a depressing thing (we all know which one it is). Thanks for the show!!
162957
2020-06-10 18:08:35EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
BTW, I'm so sorry for your loss, Robert - The Other One. <3
162956
2020-06-10 18:07:21EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Hi Guys - wondering if you're in mid-podcast by now. Due to COVID and other factors, several people in my office have been laid off. The higher-ups usually leave around 2:30 every day, so I'm usually by myself in the afternoons. Luckily I have y'all to keep me company. At least I can turn up the volume, and not worry about offending anyone with the f-bombs! Ha Thank you for keeping me company. I'm glad you're all gainfully employed again! Keep the podcasts comin'.
162955
2020-06-09 10:03:20EDT
Richard in Redlands
Coming soon, "THE 24 HOUR SHOW"
162953
2020-06-09 01:35:26EDT
Anonymous
Hey guys just wanna say I appreciate all your conversations in a different opinions and like I said before if there’s anyway we can donate to help you guys out to keep the podcast going better as a new microphones or headphones or whatever please let us know Steve From Reno
162954
2020-06-09 01:35:26EDT
Anonymous
Hey guys just wanna say I appreciate all your conversations in a different opinions and like I said before if there’s anyway we can donate to help you guys out to keep the podcast going better as a new microphones or headphones or whatever please let us know Steve From Reno
162952
2020-06-07 14:22:58EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan no need to use Goo Gone you can use peanut butter instead, Just smear a thick layer across the sticker you want to remove, then let it sit for an hour or so. After the wait, you should be able to wipe the sticker and adhesive right off!
162951
2020-06-07 02:08:36EDT
Richard in Redlands
Best quote" he was just standing there"
162950
2020-06-07 02:00:39EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well that was a little different from the norm, Ryan has out done himself with his protest story. .....Ripping on Robert. .....hysterical!
We haven't had any real problems with rioting her in Redlands, there has been some in San Bernardino.
The most exciting thing in the last few days was the Amazon distribution center fire, very strange, no alarms no sprinklers.
I don't think it was riot related just weird.
Also earthquake and a plane crash all in the same day.
Other than that nothing new and exciting.
SpaceX Dragon will be back in about 104 days, I hope.
Thanks for that extra extended ultra long show,it time to go to bed now.
162949
2020-06-06 21:30:13EDT
Atg
If the invisible man defecates, is it visible?
162948
2020-06-05 07:45:13EDT
Rowena from Oregon
What Richard in Redlands said :)
162947
2020-06-04 19:50:58EDT
Richard in Redlands
HOLLY FUCK!, I'm going to have to take a nap after this.
162946
2020-06-04 16:48:00EDT
Rowena from Oregon
Holly Shit!!!! An almost 6 hour podcast! Welp, I don't have to worry about what to listen to at work tomorrow. Taking into account times that I will need to pause the show, this will take up the whole work day, if not more. Thanks for all you all do & I hope you all are staying safe. TTFN :)
162945
2020-06-03 19:32:39EDT
Phil with a Ph
How in the world do four and a half white guys do a podcast for 4 and 1/2 hours and not one of them say the name George Floyd? Shocker!!! If 4 1/2 black guys did a podcast for 4 and 1/2 hours I guarantee you George Floyd name would have come out in the first four and a half seconds of the show. I know you guys recorded the show on Wednesday night before the shit really hit the fan but still the murder happened on Monday so you guys still had two days to see it and think about it...
162944
2020-06-03 14:19:56EDT
Richard in Redlands
Air fryers work great, a trick to help cook fries is to put a very light coat of olive oil on them and cook at highest temperature, also a little longer than recommended.
162943
2020-05-31 19:55:44EDT
Robert
"I wish I had a nice older man to be my dad" ~ Matt
162942
2020-05-31 16:41:58EDT
Robert
The last couple of shows Jordan has taken a shot at people who take off their masks to sneeze, I take off my mask to sneeze I also take my dick out of my pants to pee, to me it's pretty much the same concept.
162941
2020-05-30 16:54:54EDT
Patti HB
Having a down day! So sad with all that is going on! Protest planned in HB tomorrow! I know it will turn stupid! So I escaped over to Long Beach by the Marina, boat therapy! I did check out the launch while sitting in my vehicle. It was awesome and brought tears to my eyes! I know this sounds sappy but big hugs to all!
162940
2020-05-30 15:21:49EDT
Richard in Redlands
3,2,1 go!
162939
2020-05-30 13:00:51EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hey guys, hope you are watching the SpaceX launch today, knowing Jordan you probably are not. I'm watching it live on the NASA Channel right now.
REALLY COOL STUFF! , it's like a science fiction movie.
Everything looks so cool and futuristic. It really does look like a high budget science fiction movie. Science fiction becomes science fact.
The best thing is it's something positive on TV for once, with everything that's been going on in the last few months and especially the last few days with the rioting, it's very refreshing and something positive for once. I remember when Apollo 11 launched and landed on the moon, I was really too young to really appreciate what was going on but now I really appreciate it for several reasons.
I am anxiously awaiting the launch hoping and praying that nothing goes wrong.
Robert, sorry for your loss.
162938
2020-05-30 02:07:56EDT
ROBERT the other one
Thank you guys. Patti too.
162937
2020-05-27 11:09:11EDT
Richard in Redlands
I would definitely throw a few bucks your way,maybe you guys could have a pizza party...........but seriously I fell like with all the extra time you guys have been putting in you definitely deserve something. Atg, I have a old backup laptop that still uses Windows 7,I have less trouble with that one than the one with windows 10.
Every time I get a update something gets fucked up.
162936
2020-05-27 11:08:56EDT
Richard in Redlands
I would definitely throw a few bucks your way,maybe you guys could have a pizza party...........but seriously I fell like with all the extra time you guys have been putting in you definitely deserve something. Atg, I have a old backup laptop that still uses Windows 7,I have less trouble with that one than the one with windows 10.
Every time I get a update something gets fucked up.
162935
2020-05-27 01:21:36EDT
Atg
Yes. Bring back the donate button. Just put a D somewhere we can click. You don’t have to advertise. I’ll click and toss admission a few times. The IT guy at work hates to hear me call down to cellar asking him to fix my computer. You see, I’m one of those late adopters always holding onto my software and avoiding updates until they force me to upgrade (not broke don’t fix). Hell I’m the only one still on windows 7. I thumk it msker me feek @!$@“?’*#!! Damn it! I don’t understand why you don’t make it fricken easier to type comments after all these years!!! Oh wait ... I guess I do. Now I can empathize with the cellar-dweller I torment.
162934
2020-05-26 00:30:30EDT
Steven from Reno
I understand that you’re trying to be like Mexican radio but if you do you have any we could send you some donations I’ll be more than happy to send you some
because I do enjoy your podcast with all the guys and I appreciate it specially when we’re all trying in Troubling time and I’ll try to be safe
162933
2020-05-26 00:24:49EDT
Steve-O From Reno
I was a little buzz on my last comments but I want to tell you guys that I do enjoy u and your friends I’ve been listening to Ever since I found out about you from Marks podcast with Linda I love the perspective you guys having everything and I enjoyed hearing about stuff that I really don’t know about like games and stuff like that but I find it interesting to learn about this stuff so anyways kudos to you and all the guys were doing the podcast and give us a couple more hours of it helped me out with my drive time Thank you guys
162932
2020-05-24 23:43:14EDT
Patti HB
Robert the other one! Sad to hear about your family members. Scary out there! I feel like I will be on lockdown forever! My lungs are a cootie magnet! Happy to wake up each day! Seeing the news of the party people in the Ozarks yesterday is just crazy! This is going on all over! My niece is a nurse in the ICU she sees so much, and tells me to stay home! So I do! 99% of the time. I am a good social distance visitor in my back yard. I guess this will be the new normal for me! I know everyone has their own opinion on this whole virus. Just sharing mine. Be safe everyone!
162931
2020-05-24 11:13:09EDT
Robert, the other one
Hello guys, I'm the Robert that came out your way last year and was deemed "really creepy " buy fellow listeners ,really only one , and just want to clarify I am not the Robert who has been leaving the comments lately.
I still listen and greatly appreciate the show and all of you for your time. I haven't been leaving any comments because I don't feel comfortable doing it. But felt like I had to say something this week.
I just lost 2 family members do to CV19.
You had mentioned that you knew someone that had been infected and did not know how.
The same thing happened to them, they were staying at home and only going to get groceries every 3 weeks. They were also very vigilant about wearing mask and washing hands at all times, they had no contact with anyone other than cashier at the grocery store.
They didn't even touch their mail until it sat for 4 days in the garage.
However some how one of them became infected and shortly after the other .
They were both being treated and after the 3rd week the 1st one had passed away, the next day the other passed. They were 42 and 44 years old.
I had told them about your show and I think the listened on and off because it would come up in conversation.
Anyway I hope that all of the OHS listener's will stay safe.
Thank you.
162930
2020-05-23 10:37:34EDT
Richard in Redlands
Bugs, bugs, bugs, we have a little bug problem too.
We don't have roaches but do have earwigs.
The are coming in do to the hot weather and crawl over everything.
The most annoying thing is they are hard to kill, I have stepped on them only to have them crawl away and go into or under a place that I can't get them.
I don't use any spray to kill them because we have dogs (I don't believe the safe for pets stuff)so I have to smash them. I have actually trained one of the dogs to kill them on comand, but that doesn't always work.
The worst thing that I experienced was there was one crawling across the ceiling and it fell into my dinner.
I didn't know it right away, I had seen it crawling along and stopped eating to go get a magazine to smack it.
When I came back I didn't see it, figured it went down the wall or fell on the floor,it wasn't directly above me when I was eating so didn't think about it falling into to food.
I then proceeded to eat and after the 3rd bite noticed it crawling around on my food.
I guess their less gross than roaches but still disgusting.
Sometimes the dog will eat bugs, I don't always know what they are just see her run up to the wall and snap her mouth then start chewing.
162929
2020-05-22 23:06:25EDT
Richard in Redlands
I prefer the theme song to one of the flowing for My comment, theme song to Leave it to Beaver, Adam 12 or Gerry Andersons THUNDERBIRDS.
Still waiting to hear from U.I, not too worried about it at this time.
Have another stupid person story on not wearing a mask, this time it was a little more serious.
My brother in law had to go into the hospital (nothing serious )the other day, they were taking temperatures and making sure everyone going in had a mask on before they went in.
He was in the waiting room, a man came in through the emergency entrance and went straight up to the check in desk, he was not wearing a mask. He then told the nurse that he just tested positive for CV19 and wanted to know what to do.
They immediately took him away and full blown hazmat team came out and started to decontaminate everything between the emergency entrance and check in desk.
They also took the names of everyone that was in the waiting room and will test them in a few days.
This was pretty scary for my brother in law.
Love the crappy movies, my wife and I will do our own version of MST3K and make our own wise cracks.
I had to split to show up inot 2 parts today, almost made it to 5 hours, pretty sure this is the longest yet.
I really think that "ROBERT" is actually someone else that used to leave similar comments, not saying who but when he was saying the part where you read his commitment being the best part of the show, it reminds me of someone we haven't heard from in awhile.
Robert if I'm wrong I apologize, your comments are funny either way .
Thanks again to all of you , REALLY REALLY appreciate it.
162928
2020-05-22 22:26:54EDT
Richard in Redlands
Yo dude....that show was wicked nary, for sure totally awesome.
162927
2020-05-22 16:02:09EDT
Rowena from Oregon
Being from the great state of Oregon, I can tell you Jordan that you are pronouncing it correctly.
I'm also loving these long podcasts. It gives me something to listen to while I'm at work in a practically empty office.
Stay safe everyone & until next time..........TTFN :)
162926
2020-05-22 02:28:12EDT
Steve-OFrom Reno
I just wanted to say alcohol the four hour podcast you guys are done this might be your best I’m not sure why it’s only my opinion
162925
2020-05-19 11:56:05EDT
Robert
Great show, it had everything I like; We got cranky pissed off Jordan, Stupid Ryan believing the story we are importing Kangaroos from Australia, Matt with another new voice this time a "rich guy voice" I'm still waiting for Matt to do an Asian voice and a Mexican voice. I hate to tell Jordan but I'm 99% sure that was a prank call that he got from the lady asking for "fish pie" Urban dictionary says it is slang for pussy. I'm so surprised the other guys weren't able to sniff that out like they did Ryan's Kangaroo story. I also think the prank caller is a listener to your podcast. I had to take a shower right after hearing that a cockroach crawled on Matt, I felt dirty just listening to that. Why does Matt say "I feel like" instead of say "I think" it must just be a Matt thing.
162924
2020-05-17 23:36:57EDT
Richard in Redlands
Another great show,I listened while trying to figure out what went wrong with My last unemployment payment
The first came (after 5 weeks) then it was time to do a continuation claim, something went wrong.
I got a notice that something was changed but it won't tell Me what.....so now I have to wait till they contact me.
Jordan, you said you see people when you are out coughing and not wearing mask.
We went to Walgreens today and everyone was wearing their mask, a couple came into the store not wearing anything and the manager asked them to leave.
There is a large sign clearly saying you must wear a mask inside the store our you will not be served.
The man said"I don't need to wear a mask and you can't make me"
The manager told them to leave and the man said "no, you can't make me do that "
This went on for 5 minutes or more, finally police showed up. The man argued with the police too.
I understand not wanting to wear a mask but we should obey the rules, if not for our own safety at least the safety of others.
The police asked us some questions about what the couple were doing in the stoRe and told us they had just come from Home Depot and did the same thing.
Their augment was it was ok to go places because they were opening things up and everything was A'ok.
These are the people that are going to keep this thing going on for the next year.
Nothing has changed for the virus since day one, it's not just going to go away or be less contagious.
Anyway thank all of you for continuing to do the long shows.
Stay safe guys.
162923
2020-05-17 20:26:39EDT
Felter Pintip
It’s Felter. Let’s not go to hospital. Why pester me?
162922
2020-05-17 11:28:58EDT
Anonymous
BITCH,BITCH,BITCH..........:Grandpa Simpson
162921
2020-05-16 14:19:59EDT
Pelter Fintip
The guys did a podcast for over 4 hours and didn't read 1 comment, that tells me that you guys need to step up your game and write better comments, it might help too if you stayed on topic on what the guys are talking about, just saying.
162920
2020-05-14 00:36:07EDT
Richard in Redlands
I Forgot McCoy was in this, it was kind of strange seeing him and something other than TOS.
162919
2020-05-14 00:21:36EDT
Atg
Wow ... best $2.99 I ever spent? NOTL. first thought was, did Bones travel back in time like season 1 episode 5 of STTOS? And why did she switch the control rabbit?? Makes no sense. Can you say over current protective device? Why didn’t the fuses blow with the first rabbit? And why did they use the low voltage secondary off a transformer and not 12.47kv? So many faults in this b movie I loved it. Classic 70’s trash. Definitely holds up!
162918
2020-05-13 14:40:16EDT
Richard in Redlands
Phantasm, 1,2 were pretty good the other 5 started going downhill pretty quick.
I always lit movies with cool cars, the 71 "CUDA" was pretty nice.Yeah Night of the Lupus is so bad it's good, if that makes sense. I think MST3K did that one too.
162917
2020-05-12 00:57:41EDT
Atg
I remember when these were announced and thinking, why would you buy an albatross and put it around your neck? For the first deal, I was shocked AOL was still around at the time and had that much cash. That deal was moments before they collapsed. And why would Sears, from a bed in ICU buy failing Kmart? Guess that boils down to: AOL = Kmart. They were both HUGE in my day. Like all life there is birth, adolescence, maturity then death. Although I think both companies are still fogging mirrors today.
162916
2020-05-12 00:39:36EDT
Atg
AOL + Time Warner = Sears + Kmart. Like bragging about paying top price for a first class ticket on the Titanic’s maiden voyage to impress your neighbor. Hindsight is 2020. If that’s true, what is 2021, foresight?
162915
2020-05-11 18:58:07EDT
Atg
I’ll see your Night of the Lepus and raise you a Phantasm. Don’t remember NOTL but just watched the trailer. Horrible. I always watch recommended videos. I have a feeling I’ll regret this one.
162914
2020-05-11 05:34:23EDT
Richard in Redlands
Just finished binge watching the first season of LOST, I sure hope they get rescued......
162913
2020-05-10 15:08:04EDT
Robert
Your question, can you eat opossum? Yes, don't you guys remember Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies was always cooking up a pot of opossum stew, I'm pretty sure either KerryBerry or Patty can confirm this.
162912
2020-05-10 13:01:14EDT
Robert
I always like when you guys get on the topic of food, I would take beans over those other choices by far. Torrance, If you don't like beans that mean you aren't cooking them right, the Peruvian beans have the best nutrition value. Ryan, I know you said In-n-out is overrated but would you rate Austin's What-a-burger better than In-n-out? Jordan, GREAT JOB! on waiting for Matt to say "going hard in the paint" before reading the comment, that comments about the comment were the funniest part of the show, starting with the first white basketball player that came to your minds was Larry Bird who stopped playing the game around the time you guys were born, 1992. Jordan had the 2 best quotes coming out of that, "first let me say, we don't know any black people" and "that was some weird ass shit to write" It wasn't weird at all and I'm going to double down on it, consider this, black people usually come up with most of the slang or phrases that we use today, if you doubt that pick up any hip-hop album and you will be amazed.
162911
2020-05-10 00:33:50EDT
Robert
I use to like eating fig newtons as a kid then I found out that the USDA allows for a certain number of insects to be in them, it seems the insects are already in the fig when they are picked from the tree.
162910
2020-05-08 18:58:14EDT
Richard in Redlands
I am in desperate need of a hair cut, it's very Manson esque,or Jesus on a bad hair day.
I usually have it long anyway, maybe just below my ears but now it's below my shoulders.
I was going to go in February but just couldn't find the time to do so.
I may go get the old hair clippers and cut it all off my self.
Whats the worst that can happen?
162909
2020-05-07 22:17:23EDT
Richard in Redlands
FUCK ME! I DID IT AGAIN, I'm anonymous. Again, I have way too much time on my hands.
162908
2020-05-07 22:14:52EDT
Anonymous
Atg, I remember Food of the Gods, I will watch it when ever it comes on. Did you ever see Night of the Lupus? If I remember correctly MST3K or Rifftraxs did them both.
162907
2020-05-07 18:05:55EDT
Richard in Redlands
"have a salt" is supposed to be "It" in My last comment,again you guys are smart enough to figure it out...........I really have too much time on My hands.
162906
2020-05-07 15:17:10EDT
Richard in Redlands
I love me some Takis, I take them a step further, make them into nachos with some Xtra sharp cheddar, Romano and graded Parmesan and bacon.
Speaking of bacon, have any of you guys ever have " millionaire bacon"?
I just made a batch and have been putting it away pretty fast.
It is really easy to make, get a pound or more of your favorite bacon (the thicker the better )
and place it on a cookie sheet.
Place the bacon strips side by side covering the entire cookie sheet.Must use a sheet with sides.
Then put a layer of dark brown sugar about a quarter inch thick over all of the bacon.
Then mix a couple tablespoons each of chili powder cayenne pepper and black pepper and sprinkle on top of the brown sugar. Place in the oven at about 250 to 275 degrees, bake until bacon is crisp......this takes a hour or longer depending on how thick the bacon is.
The brown sugar caramelizes and mixes with the pepper and chili powder and cayenne.
Have a salt is a spicy and sweet Savory snack.
I use smoked applewood bacon.
Cleanup isn't that bad, the grease from the bacon makes everything slide off the cookie sheet.
There is also big globs of the caramelized sugar that you can put aside and use as a topping.
Once the bacon is cooked you put it on cooling racks for 30 minutes, then eat.
I am running out of things to repair around the house so this is what I have been doing to pass the time.
I have manage some killer coffee cake, cheddar cheese biscuits and several flavors of beef jerky.
Doing all this extra cooking probably isn't the best thing but it does take my mind off things.
Thanks guys for the long shows, they help take our minds off things too.
162905
2020-05-07 08:00:16EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
its 5 am, a new show has posted, lets go..........
162904
2020-05-06 18:11:20EDT
Richard in Redlands
OOPS, I forgot to leave my name on the last comment, I'm " anonymous", but you guys are pretty smart and would have figured it out, I think.
162903
2020-05-06 16:12:23EDT
Anonymous
Great show, I wish Joe lived near me, I had a hell of a time fixing my garage door last week.
It was about half way up,or down depending on if your a optimist or a pessimist and hanging on 2 of the rollers.
My biggest concern was that I had 2 cars in the garage, one was a car I just finished restoring, the other my driver.
I messed with it for awhile, I decided to call the "MAN" and have it fixed.
I asked before they came for a ballpark price, I was quoted 80.00 bucks,but may be a little more.
I said ok. The guy came about 3 hours later......the first thing he said without looking at anything was you will need a new spring, then the price went to 300.00.
I said I just want it put back on the track, nothing is broken and the spring is only a few months old.
The price went down to 200.00, I was about to agree to this and the guy wanted to check out the cables first.He then proceeded to jump up on the car that was restored (it had a car cover on it) and I immediately lost my shit.
I told he to forget it and get the fuck out.
He wanted me to pay he 80.00 for coming out, again told him NO FUCKING WAY, GET OUT! YOU CAN SUE ME!
Luckily for him the car was undamaged.
I spent the rest of the day using C clamps and some Vise grips to get it fixed.
I do think there may be other life out there but I am sure it would be a lower life form.
Ryan, have you ever seen a t.v show called Project Bluebook?
It was late 70's early 80s.
It was based on actual " sightings" and reports,they would investigate and prove it wrong or unsolved.
It was very cheesy effects but pretty cool story lines.
Brown Mtn.lights.......Earth farts?,mutant fireflies?
162902
2020-05-03 19:20:47EDT
Robert
I caught the basketball reference that Matt said "the boss was working me hard in the paint" I couldn't help but wonder if maybe Matt heard some black person say that and thought it sounded cool so he went with it, not knowing that it is a basketball reference.
162901
2020-05-03 18:14:22EDT
Patti HB
Hey there Jordan...I emailed the gal that I purchased the gift cards from and she said NO EXPIRATION.
162900
2020-05-02 21:14:42EDT
Patti HB
Thanks Robert! After I posted that I remembered about the fake Birthday!
162899
2020-05-02 20:44:40EDT
Robert
Boooooo Ryan you suck! You need to man up and tell us that story, what the hell you told us the stupid big dump story but you won't tell us this one? Nothing can be worst than that story; Jordan should hold that Alex Jone tape as hostage until Ryan tells his story on the show. Patti, I don't know what your source was that it was Jordan's birthday but if you got that off of Facebook, I remember Jordan said a few years ago that he put a dummy birthday on Facebook, the only real way to find out his birthday is to go back and listen to the old M&L podcasts, I remember M&L gave him a birthday gift on one of the shows for his birthday.
162898
2020-05-01 17:53:35EDT
KerryBear
Matt - buy another phone charger and save some gas! Oh, and thanks a lot, I will never see Judy Dench the same again and I've never even SEEN Cats. But I get the whole butthole thing..... I'm in! LOL
162897
2020-05-01 17:47:14EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan is another year older, a lot wiser and as entertaining as ever. Hope you have a trouble free birthday.
162896
2020-05-01 16:50:28EDT
KerryBear
QOTD - Quotes of the day:
"moisturize me"
"KARATE KICKS!"
" I cant remember how long it took them to fix my hole"
"I swear to God I'm gonna bury your teeth in your throat"
"Shlameel, shlamazel, COVID INCORPORATED!"
"...sisters, sisters...."
162895
2020-05-01 13:07:44EDT
Patti HB
Good Morning!! Happy May 1st! Happy Birthday Jordan!
162894
2020-04-30 19:48:37EDT
Atg
Uh . . . really not sure where to go with that . . . If you take every third word out it almost makes sense. Yeah, I remember my first beer.
162893
2020-04-29 01:21:34EDT
Stevo from Reno
I appreciate you guys and your social distancing is baking soda laundry and entertaining me more and hopefully are you other listeners thank you
162892
2020-04-29 01:12:00EDT
StevoFrom Reno
Long-time listener first time caller I think all you have to do is just bend over in your head falls off your head and then you pick it up and you’ll be fine
162891
2020-04-29 01:09:28EDT
Atg
The food of the gods movie was early 1970’s b movie where milky substance bubbles up from the ground creating giant rats, chickens, and bees. The bee part is what I remember most. There is a great surprise at the end making it almost worth watching. They never tell you what the substance is but in one scene you can see a nuclear power plant in the background (remember this was in the seventies). Good movie to have on in the background of a party with lots of campy scenes and horrible acting.
162890
2020-04-28 17:10:49EDT
Robert
I finally remember the guy's name, Alex Jones. I keep mixing him up with Art Bell.
162889
2020-04-25 23:09:42EDT
Robert
Matt is killing with the voices, 2 weeks ago he had an old lady voice going and in this show he pulled off a German and British accent. I wonder if Matt's ever considered answering a call on his job in one of those voices? I had no clue you guys were dropping sponge bob squarepants references but I did laugh out loud that you guys thought Kerrybear would know them, but I do catch most of your rock references especially the Iron Maiden and Metallica references. I wonder why Torrance refers to his girlfriend as "his partner?" If not for this show I would have no clue who that guy is, sorry (I can't remember his name) now that podcasts his show from Austin but I bet if he ever found out you guys made fun of him he would get back at by playing Torrance's walk out "Then it's your fucking fault, I'm OUT!!!" on a loop like you guys play "diabetes, diabetes, diabetes...."
162888
2020-04-24 10:57:12EDT
KerryBear
So, I bet the biggest disappointment for you clowns is that the Juggalo gathering was cancelled..... LOL
162887
2020-04-24 09:56:50EDT
Richard in Redlands
I have only listened to 2 hours so far and have to stop to go fix my garage door, it came off the track when My wife opened it.
Loving it so far, special thanks to Ryan for the "POWER DUMP" story, I laughed till my stomach hurt.
I have been there and done that!
Will listen to the rest tonight.
162886
2020-04-24 00:11:58EDT
Atg
Was wondering . . . Was Susan really that lazy?
162885
2020-04-22 20:59:21EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
CHECK........CHECK........are we recording?
162884
2020-04-22 14:49:08EDT
Richard in Redlands
Favorite quote of the show"I got like 30 seconds before the Doo Doo runs through "
162883
2020-04-17 22:59:59EDT
Patti HB
WTF! I am so behind! Have a good weekend!
162882
2020-04-17 01:46:24EDT
Richard in Redlands
Still a great show in spite of loosing a hour.
The Dublin Bottling Company no longer bottles Dr Pepper.
It was a lot better that the mass production Dr Pepper because they still used cane sugar.
The corporate big wigs fucked them over and almost killed the town .
There is a great documentary called "Bottled up" that tells the story of corporate greed at it's worst.
You guys should watch it, I think you would all like it.
Thanks again for the show, Richard in Redlands.
162881
2020-04-16 15:15:11EDT
Kerrybear
Pasting a comment as am now too dumb to function...
162880
2020-04-16 15:14:04EDT
Kerrybear
JORDAN IS JORDAN AND HE'LL DO WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS. IF WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO CONTINUE TO BE ENTERTAINED BY THESE SEMI COOL CATS, THEN GREAT AND DIG IT. BUT ENOUGH OF CONSPIRACY BS.... MAYBE THEY ARE TEAMING UP WITH ALEX JONES AND THEY'LL SKYPE EACH OTHER AT MIDNIGHT AND THEN TORRANCE WILL CHANGE JORDANS DIAPERS CUZ HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND THEN JEREMY WILL SWAT TORRANCE'S HOUSE, AND THEN MATT WILL COME HOME WITH A "NEW" OLD CAT AND NAME IT RYAN BECAUSE HEY MISS HIM AND THEN THEY CAN SAY RYAN IS IN THE ROOM AND THEN JORDAN CAN CUDDLE WITH THAT "PRECIOUS" AND THEN THE RYAN WE WILL NEVER FORGET WILL CALL IN AND ONLY ASK FOR MATT SO THEN JORDAN WILL CRY SO THEN JEREMY WILL TIE A BIB ON HIM AND FEED HIM FRUITCAKE FOR TORRANCE BECAUSE TORRANCE IS STILL WASH WASH WASHING DIAPERS WITH NEW BLUE CHEER, AND RINSE RINSE RINSING TIL IT COMES QUITE CLEAR AND THEN JEREMY WILL TRY TO CUDDLE WITH MATT ON THE LOVESEAT AND IT WILL BE MATT WHO SAYS DONT THINK I WONT PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WHILE JORDAN WINKS AND CALLS MATT SUGAR NUTS. PS.
162879
2020-04-15 23:57:30EDT
Atg
Funny how we as a society have devolved from full throated grammatical literature to non-verb non-noun hieroglyphic emojis. Makes you wonder what brilliant knowledge was lost before the Egyptians devolved to building pyramids. What will future generations think of us when they read our texts. LOL
162878
2020-04-15 23:48:26EDT
Atg
Torrence or Torrance (seems I remember there is some confusion on how to spell your name) can we just say Mr T or Toto or Teetah or Toro? I digress. You asked about our monsters. Mine was the Boggy Creek Monster. Circa 1970’s ish. Still can’t walk under trees at night. Or maybe Food of the Gods. Both have caused lifelong psychological damage. Where the fuck were my parents???? I don’t know what is more entertaining: trying to decipher the robotic phrases or imagining JD’s sweat as he stresses on the low brow quality of audio performance. It’s fun to to sit back and just enjoy the BS. This isn’t Grammy radio yet. I love the raw quality of it.
162877
2020-04-15 13:46:07EDT
Richard in Redlands
Thanks guys, that was a great show.
My wife loved the " meditation gardening music". Ryan, I had the exact same conversation with My wife that you had with your ex about what a dog's taste preference is.
She wanted to get our dog some high priced snacks because she thought they would be more tasty and the dog would like them better. .......I told her the dog eats toilet paper rolls out of the trash can and licks her butthole........I don't think "better tasting" is a high priority for the dog. The dog also ate cat turds and cat vomit when we had a cat.
We are really enjoying the podcast and really appreciate you doing it.
I think it's like just hanging out with friends.
It is a little weird though not hearing you discuss for 30 minutes where you're going to go eat.
We have not gone out for food even though all the drive thru's are open. We were doing Domino's but stopped that 2 weeks ago, just don't feel comfortable with it. We have been very fortunate to have a well-stocked grocery store nearby, we haven't had any problems getting what we need. It is quite a procedure though,we have a staging aera in the garage where we wipe everything down and bring the stuff into the house. Then we get out of of our clothes throw them in the washer and have clean clothes waiting for us before we go in the house and sit down.
I know this is overkill but I would rather do that than say "I wish I would have" so a little inconvenience is a small price to pay.
We got our " stimulus" check yesterday, but I am still waiting for My first unemployment check.
They did send Me acknowledgement that I have registered a claim but no indication on when I get my first check.
I'm sure it will come.
Thanks again guys, continue to be safe.
162876
2020-04-15 10:41:47EDT
Robert
Good show guys and then it got better with these 2 quotes from the guys, "Listen I regret nothing for not voting last time"...."Then it's your fucking fault, I'm OUT!!" I LOVE the passion, if I had to pick who would leave the show in a rage he would have been the last guy I would have guessed would have done it. I enjoyed it so much I had to go back and listen to it again. Thanks for not cutting that out of the show Jordan. The show just keeps getting better and better, last week we had the mouse killing and now we got the walk out. I can hardly wait to hear what excitement the next show brings.
162875
2020-04-13 10:37:11EDT
Robert
I'm still enjoying the show, I wanted to get this in before I forget. Jordan said, "do you ever hear someone say something and it reminds you of a song?" That happens to me all the time, for example, Jordan was talking about avoiding people due to the virus he said: "I'm afraid of Americans" David Bowie's got stuck in my head then you guys started talking about Moth Man, and Metallica's song "Moth to a Flame" came to me. I wonder if the call Matt's boss reviewed was the one from the little old lady: "I got a letter" Matt: "What does the letter say?" Old Lady: "I don't know, I just know I got a letter" We need to hear more stories about Matt and his callers.
162874
2020-04-12 16:50:38EDT
Patti HB
Good Afternoon! Happy Easter! Day 28 on lockdown! Well the husband is furloughed and my daughter, effective for both 4/19! You bust your ass saving to get ahead and just like that you have to start living off the old savings account! Lost a ton on the stock market! But hey woke up today and have food on the table and a roof over my head! Haven’t had a chance to start this weeks podcast but surely looking forward to it! Back to cooking Easter dinner....corned beef and cabbage! Who the heck eats that for Easter! We are as that was what was in the refer! On we go!!!
162873
2020-04-10 11:39:56EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
RIP, Mousey.
162872
2020-04-08 13:53:25EDT
Richard in Redlands
I love the long shows too, we running out of movies to watch so the longer the better.
We will probably listen to the next show while doing yard work so make it extra loud.
Thanks guys, stay safe.
162871
2020-04-08 02:02:38EDT
Atg (AKA The Grouster)
Maybe it’s the longer shows I like. You guys get past the what are we going to eat segment and really start talking about shit everyone thinks about and can relate to. Even if they don’t believe in everything you believe in politically you have time to talk it through and make your case. Even an old fart like me is starting to come your way and see that we shouldn’t have a knee-jerk reaction to things. I heard in the 1920’s LOL meant little old lady. Hmmm
162870
2020-04-08 01:47:12EDT
Atg
Half way through the latest and must admit the show took a great leap forward. Loved the remote call ins. Definite change in the feel and pace. Really felt like I was listening to a Jimmy Falen post from home that is the craze now. Think you should consider doing these more. Can’t put my finger on it, but felt more genuine. Great to hear the gang in full bull shit mode. 9.45.
Starting to fell like a polished four hour show you’d listen to on the radio. Question is, can you do that five days a week? Must be getting close to the 10k hours.
162869
2020-04-06 23:45:38EDT
Kerrybear
I just got a bloody 50 cent size asphalt road rash in the center of my forehead, doing the Heimlich on a 90lb deaweight Golden Retriever. Huh.
162868
2020-04-06 14:46:53EDT
Robert
When the mouse walked into the trap I haven't laughed that hard since Mittens kicked the bucket. It was almost as if the mouse had enough of listening to the show he decided to end his life before the show got to the 4th hour. Thanks for the laughs.
162867
2020-04-01 20:48:46EDT
Kerrybear
Wash yuh hands, turn the page. Wash yuh hands, turn the page. Wash yuh hands, turn the page. Meow.
162866
2020-03-31 21:29:23EDT
Patti HB
Enjoyed every minute of the 4 Hour Show, I spread it out over a few days! Was preparing my taxes to drop off so it was nice to laugh even though I know we are going to get slammed this year! For now husband working from home, with the whole Disney shut down who knows what is around the corner!! Day 17 home! Missing my friends! Lucky to have an awesome backyard to retreat to!! Jordan you have some great friends, listen to them and don’t drag yourself down! Hang in there guys! A big thank you for doing the podcast! Cheers!
162865
2020-03-31 10:03:23EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well My wife and I are officially unemployed. She is a teacher in San Bernardino, and I work in Riverside County.
I knew it was going to happen so was prepared for it.
I am working on getting a Ebay store up and running, something I wanted to do anyway, just not for a few years yet.
Haven't had any problems with grocery shopping or getting stuff we need.
The not going out to do something is harder to deal with but we find things to do on our own. I am VERY thankful for My dog, she is a great comfort to us and hg as been getting spoiled (like she wasn't already ) a lot.
Glad you are all safe and will continue to give us the great entertainment. Thanks to ALL of you.
162864
2020-03-28 01:24:37EDT
Felter Pintip
Ditto JB.
162863
2020-03-27 00:10:26EDT
JB in Oregon
Just wanted to thank you for the shows guys. I enjoy them and what you do helps people get through their lives.
162862
2020-03-26 19:58:51EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow a four-hour show, that is a record for sure.
I've got my wife listening to the show now, I had to explain the cast of characters.
Jordan she remembers from Mark and Linda and she vaguely remembers Ryan when they did the peanut butter cup challenge.
First time she's heard Matt and Jeremy.
Then I had to explain the other listeners, Patti in HB, Kerrybear,Atg, Kimmie B,Mike Dunn and who I think "ROBERT" is.
She really enjoyed the show thought you guys work well together.
She plans to listen on a regular basis.
So we had a three-hour show then a four-hour show do I hear five?
As always thanks guys for keeping us entertained sorry it's under such Shady circumstances
162861
2020-03-25 18:10:04EDT
Richard in Redlands
We are on our 12th day of self isolation,still alive and virus free.
I have mastered a few video games, luckily have about 40 still to play.
We go out to a empty field with our dogs in the evening to pass the time.
Have binge watched a few shows and did a LOT of yard work.
I never thought I would say this but I miss work.
Have been listening to some old podcast and enjoying those.
Hoping for another long show this week.
I still haven't had any problems with grocery shopping, there is a Costco a few miles away but we don't go there.
My neighbor went Saturday at 5 am and waited in line for hours, he came back with 5 lbs of meat and 1 package of T.P and paper towels and a few other things.
We went to the independent market across the street and got the T.P, paper towels, a few packages of bacon, steak and hamburger , also bread and snacks.
Took us 10 minutes from going in to going out.
I am sure My neighbor was glad to save 3 or 4 dollars and spend half the day and go to Costco.......
I think Atg said it best, everyone just needs to calm the fuck down. Take things seriously but don't panic.
We have some assholes here too, people goin to the beach like nothing is happening. Luckily they have shut that shit down and hopefully it will help.
Ok, I can go on and on about all this but don't want to take up any more of your time.
Thanks guys for keeping us entertained, be safe guys.
162860
2020-03-25 17:45:51EDT
Anonymous
Is Robert the new Phillwith a Ph?
162859
2020-03-25 01:34:00EDT
Patti HB
Atg hope you are feeling better. I am truly scared with this virus. Been in my house for 10 days now. My lungs are cootie magnets! Trying to stay positive but pretty tough when you have people who don’t do what they are told! Here I was talking crap about the people in Florida and then here in Huntington almost the same thing was happening this past weekend! Feel like it is all a bad dream! Hang in there gang!
162858
2020-03-24 18:50:32EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
OMG - that was a doozy! Complete with fan mail!
162857
2020-03-23 23:28:02EDT
Atg
Uh. Still on drugs. Sorry for the rant.
162856
2020-03-23 22:31:28EDT
Atg
Where’s the donate button?? I’m in. Still waiting for the GD f’ing pizza party!!!?? Have a Totino’s pizza party at least so we can check that box. Don’t really care about the want-to-be haters. Love you all. LOL. EAT A PIZZA ON AIR FOR GOD SAKES! oh, and it’s pronounced Warshington for those on east coast. Now I have headache again. Holy shit!! Stop complaining and just enjoy the show. Contribute don’t refute.
162855
2020-03-23 16:18:22EDT
Patti HB
WTF Robert! Believe me it was Jordan that said where he worked way before Phil with a PH said what he found out! I am not a “Stalker”! I have been a huge supporter since Jordan left M&L! Made donations, money for pizza for the gang! So Robert be kind! Just trying to do a little something for the guys that entertain me every week! I know how hard the guys work and thought it would be a nice gesture. So Robert if you were an M&B listener remember how Brian use to close out the show “Be Good Humans” and yes I try to be that person every day! Stay In Everyone!
162854
2020-03-23 10:56:35EDT
Robert
Nice come back show from the "Shit-show" a couple of weeks ago, I really enjoyed this show. There were too many laughs to count maybe the Coronavirus will turnout to be a blessing if Jordan is able to get a job from Matt. Too funny Matt and Jordan kept using the term "Inside baseball," Just when I thought the show couldn't get any better Jordan broke out with a gift card from Stalker Patty, I thought it was funny that Patty said she remembered Jordan said the name of the place where he works on the show but nobody seemed to remember it was Phil with a Ph that posted it on the comments and that caused a major shit storm with the other listeners. Now that the cat is out of the bag where Jordan works and that it is Ok for him to get his mail at work I expect for AGT, Richard, Mike Dunn and Kerrybear to send Jordan some stuff too. Thanks Jordan for another garbage disposal update, I too didn't know about the Allen-wrench thing either, so I really do learn from listening to this show and finally maybe another silver lining will come out of the Coronavirus if Ryan moves back to N.C.
162853
2020-03-23 10:55:42EDT
kerrybear
haven't listened in a few weeks but read all the messages and am LMAO! We who love these "shitheads" will take whatever we can get..no matter how gross. Sometimes that is exactly what is needed...something you don't expect to hear, that makes you literally LOL. BTW, that used to mean LOTS OF LOVE, not LAUGHING OUT LOUD. but from me to you boys..its BOTH. Love to all, stay safe, and wash wash wash in new blue cheer, then rinse rinse rinse til it comes quite clear... and you will stay healthy. :)
162852
2020-03-22 18:43:33EDT
Anonymous
Great show. Loved having the gang together again.
162851
2020-03-21 14:05:33EDT
Atg
Been a long week and a half. Felt like the flu. Worst part is the quarantine with no paycheck. My daughter works in assisted living facility which made me high risk allowing testing. Funny thing is she hasn’t gotten sick yet. Probably because her work jacked up her immune system. They tell me to lay low for awhile as they really don’t know much about the virus. I joked about this but really it kind of freaked me out. Especially when all the nurses look like they were on 2001 a space odyssey.
162850
2020-03-19 22:18:47EDT
Patti HB
Nice surprise 3+ hour show! Thanks to all for taking time to record a podcast! Light hearted yet good info! We in California now on “Stay Home” order! No problem there! I am in! Scary shit! Everyone take care! Just wonder how many of those numb skulls in Florida will end up with the virus!! Arghhh! Thanks Guys!
162849
2020-03-19 19:31:12EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow!I was half way kidding about a 3 or 4 hour show, I guess you don't have anything else to do so why not. I haven't listened to it yet but going to do it now. Thanks in advance,REALLY REALLY appreciate it.
162848
2020-03-19 00:41:51EDT
Atg
Kobayashi Maru
162847
2020-03-18 16:34:21EDT
Richard in Redlands
Forgot to mention that neither one of us are sick, and we hope to keep it that way.
162845
2020-03-18 16:33:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
My wife and I have put ourselves into self isolation,it has been 4 days now and I getting a little stir crazy.
I have plenty of things to do, video games, R/C cars, models and other things but kind of hard to enjoy them.
We goodnight a grocery store trip it wasn't that bad it was crowded but not over till like what you see on TV.
Everyone was nice and pleasant I or no arguments or fights over anything.
There was a "doomsday" preacher in the parking lot going on and on pissing off some people and making other people laugh.
He worked his way into the store and started spouting off there where he was quickly whisked Away by the police.
Hope you guys or safe I'm sure you'll probably end up doing the same thing maybe then we can have some four or five hour-long podcast.
162846
2020-03-18 16:33:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
My wife and I have put ourselves into self isolation,it has been 4 days now and I getting a little stir crazy.
I have plenty of things to do, video games, R/C cars, models and other things but kind of hard to enjoy them.
We goodnight a grocery store trip it wasn't that bad it was crowded but not over till like what you see on TV.
Everyone was nice and pleasant I or no arguments or fights over anything.
There was a "doomsday" preacher in the parking lot going on and on pissing off some people and making other people laugh.
He worked his way into the store and started spouting off there where he was quickly whisked Away by the police.
Hope you guys or safe I'm sure you'll probably end up doing the same thing maybe then we can have some four or five hour-long podcast.
162844
2020-03-16 23:21:59EDT
Atg
Uh. Atg. Still in recovery.
162843
2020-03-16 23:21:05EDT
Anonymous
Wow! That kind of sucked. OG from Washington. Pretty much over it. Haven’t died yet. Not fun but not end of days. Figure I am now immune. Good luck guys.
162842
2020-03-14 22:06:53EDT
Atg
Help!! I’m infected! Been Coronavirused for three days!! On my deathbed. Been snifflie and aching. End of days. At least I have toilet paper. Thanks amazon. Speaking from experience, everyone needs to calm the fucking down.
162841
2020-03-13 09:05:50EDT
Richard in Redlands
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....SSSS..SSSSSSSSSSSS.
162840
2020-03-06 14:05:15EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Certainly the most outside-the-box podcast. I hope everything turned out alright. I appreciate Jordan and the gang's dedication to getting the podcast done. After hearing about Matt's digestive issues, I can honestly say less Matt, less Matt, less Matt! Hope Jeremy is ok, he was almost non-existent during the podcast. :-)
162839
2020-03-05 13:45:41EDT
Jon H
it blew my mind they didn't know who filthy frank was, he transitioned a while ago to music. You should check out his Music videos, they are very well done much like Oliver Tree's videos.
162838
2020-03-03 09:33:13EDT
Richard in Redlands
Love Alan Parsons, probably my favorite group then ELO and Queen.
162837
2020-03-03 08:45:43EDT
Richard in Redlands
Thanks guys for doing the show really appreciate it in spite of all that was happening, with the apartment taking on water, Matt shiting his pants, Jeremy not being in the best mood and Jordan running around trying to figure things out...... it turned out pretty good.
Hopefully by the next show your water problem will be solved.
And hopefully the maintenance man didn't turn out to be a serial killer that has them all locked up now in the maintenance room.
I guess we will wait and see thanks again guys.
162836
2020-03-03 03:00:51EDT
Patti HB
Wow! Robert! As the saying goes..,,If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say nothing at all! Funny that you listened to the whole show! Have to say I can’t wait to hear what the problem was and if it got fixed. Thanks guys for showing up
each week to do the podcast with your busy schedules. Look forward to it every week! How is Ryan doing these days?
162835
2020-03-03 00:09:40EDT
Felter Pintip
Apresh the opinion. Kinda liked the change. A little variety. Just goes to show you can’t please them all. Good day sir!
162834
2020-03-02 23:13:21EDT
Anonymous
Robert perhaps you should leave the broadcasting to the people who know what they are doing. They don’t come to Wendy’s and tell you how to do your job.Maybe Jordan was trying to give a glimpse behind the curtain. Did you ever think of that? Maybe he won’t do that again now. Thanks buddy!
162833
2020-03-02 12:46:05EDT
Robert
I can honestly say of all the shows you guys have done this was your worst show ever. For a lot of reasons, first the show started with what sounded like technical issues, then Jordan was dealing with his shitty apartment issues and when he was out of the room the other dumbasses started talking about Matt's shit and assholes. I know in the past Jordan hasn't posted shows because he felt they were shit shows, too bad Jordan didn't go back and listen to the show when he was out of the room because if he had I have no doubt he would have agreed with me and not posted this pile of shit. My take away from this show is Jordan shouldn't trust the other guys to be on the microphone when he isn't in the room.
162832
2020-02-26 21:53:28EDT
Patti HB
Thanks for the art lesson today! I think someone needed to get laid from what came across! Loved it all and lots of laughs! Richard in Redlands great comment about the pics! Hope you all had a great meal!
162831
2020-02-26 08:40:28EDT
Richard in Redlands
This just in, several paintings throughout the country were found vandalized this morning, they all had holes punched in various places and were covered with some unidentifiable goo.
Although there are no suspects some audio tape was found, the only clue that was heard was someone saying" I'm hungry where are we going to eat"
162830
2020-02-25 14:33:55EDT
Richard in Redlands
Oh yeah, the cat talk got a little weird.
162829
2020-02-25 14:32:16EDT
Richard in Redlands
Love bugs, but I absolutely hate Fire ants ,they will fuck you up.
They actually sting, the last time one got me I was about 16 or 17 years old, I was in intense pain from where he stung me between my toes up to my crotch and it put me down for several hours, so I'm probably allergic to their venom.
Enjoy the show today listen to it during my lunch break and the drive home, kind of a change of pace usually I listen to it on the way to work
162828
2020-02-16 02:49:22EDT
Atg
Mechanically separated, chopped, grinder, blended, emulsified, seasoned, extruded into four recognizable shapes, breaded and baked. . But hey, it has to be healthy, it’s chicken.
162827
2020-02-14 12:03:32EDT
Patti HB
Happy Hearts Day!!
162826
2020-02-10 16:14:28EDT
Patti HB
My apologies for my spelling, bad grammar, and bad punctuation in previous texts!! On my way to the dentist this morning another guy in pickup acting like an asshole! I guess whoever gets to the red stoplight first wins!!
162825
2020-02-09 16:01:58EDT
Patti HB
Totally agree with Kerry Bear in regards to OC drivers!! If you are a guy in a pickup you think you are invincible and rule the road! I say the pickup truck guys have little dicks so they try to show their manhood by driving recklessly! And trying to ram there truck up your ass! Just speaking about the guys in the OC! So many red light runners! Enough of that! Enjoyed the last show and your politics talk as I am on the same page as all of you! Hope you are all OK saw there were some tornado warnings last Friday.
162824
2020-02-07 19:22:06EDT
KerryBear
The way you guys talked about how Charlatan's (lol) drive in icey weather... it is same here in Orange County when it barely drizzles... I hate people sometimes. My dad was an accident specialist on Pomona Fire Dept & always told us how he picked more people off the asphalt with a spatula when it rains.
He didn't hold back on wanting us to know the dangers. ironically he was a speed freak.
Our family ski boat went 120MPH when I was only 7. Taught me how to drive on police track at Pomona Fair grounds, learned trucker rules of flashing lights on/off for lane changes, lane blocking, etc. I like driving, but cant stand other drivers cuz they just aren't as good as I am. (JK) BTW - the WORST are Prius and now the overall is TESLA's! OMG - is it a requirement to be a moron to drive one of those? Idiocracy at its best. THEY need to drink more Brondo... OMFG.
162823
2020-01-31 08:49:54EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hey guys, really enjoyed this last show, lots of laughs.
I was stuck in traffic while I was listening so it really helped.
Jordan, what you said about food with lots of butter is true.
Goes in easy and definitely comes out easy.
I recently had a moving an out-of-body experience with butter.
I received a notice from FedEx that I was going to be getting a package I was at work at the time and decided to leave early so I could be there when it came.
On the way home I wanted to get a quick bite to eat, I was going to go to Papa John's and get some of their breadsticks.
As I was getting closer I noticed that there was some road work being done and it would have taken me at least half an hour just to get there and another half an hour to get home.
So I continued on my way home they recently built a Domino's dine in real close to my house I have not been to a Domino's in about 35 years because I don't really care for their Pizza.
I seemed to remember that they had some kind of breadsticks and if they weren't too bad so I went ahead and went there.
I saw that they had two kinds of breadsticks garlic and Parmesan the picture of them didn't do them Justice they look like something my Labrador just shit out.
Then I saw the bacon jalapeno cheesy bread it sounded interesting but I don't care for jalapenos.
I asked them I can get it without the jalapenos and they said we can make it any way you want.
Oh that's great !,so in that case can you add extra bacon some pepperoni and use the garlic parmesan white sauce with it.
They said no problem, so they made my order. I also got two of the garlic dipping sauce cups.
I was home within a minute and started consuming it immediately, it was really really good.
I had poured both of the garlic dipping cups on it as well.
Sat down and started watching some Judge Judy, after about 15 minutes the doorbell rang and I figured that was probably FedEx.
I got up and felt something very strange and then realized that I just shit my pants.
The thing is I was completely unaware of it happening I had no sensation whatsoever of it happening.
So I shuffled my way to the door got my package and then went and got cleaned up.
I sat back down watched some more TV then got up to get a beer, fuck!, it happened again.
Now I was getting a little concerned this was happening and I was completely oblivious.
So once again I get cleaned up and now I'm wondering if I should find the box and see if it has a warning of causing anal leakage.
I then called the nurses station at Kaiser, I told her what had happened she asked me all kinds of questions like was I dizzy did I feel sickto my stomach?, have I been taking any new medications?, have I been drinking?, are you on any kind of drugs?
Then she asked the important question, when did you eat last and what did you have?
So I told her what I had and she paused for a second and kind of chuckled and told me that she thought I would be okay just give it some time and it will pass ,no pun intended.
It did finally clear out and I was back to normal the next day completely aware of any time I may be shiting my pants.
Maybe I'm not sunning my asshole enough.
I've had issues before where I've eaten something at a restaurant and then immediately had the urge to go to the bathroom, then it was just a matter of being able to make it or not.
But these stealth poopies are a bitch.
Thanks guys looking forward to the next show.
162822
2020-01-31 00:47:58EDT
Atg
“... this is the year 29th day of the zero sphere ... we don’t even count years anymore, just days.”
Guess that makes today the 30th day of the zero sphere today of the Jordanian Calendar. Having a difficult time understanding the zero sphere part. Please help us with understanding when the first sphere occurs. Obviously not at the 366th day (or 367th in a leap year such as this one). Perhaps the first sphere occurs on first day of Ryan’s return?
162821
2020-01-30 21:34:31EDT
Anonymous
Long-time listener first time caller
162820
2020-01-29 19:58:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
Taking Jordan to be neuter today today, my new cat Jordan that is.
Just like the real Jordan he's pretty cool, kind of laid back and is always wanting to eat.
162819
2020-01-29 02:06:43EDT
Patti HB
Had a much needed chuckle after 2 days of sadness with the helicopter crash this past Sunday. Appreciate you guys! Live each day to its fullest! Cheers!
162818
2020-01-22 23:50:51EDT
Atg
Must have skipped the commercials! Well done.
162817
2020-01-22 15:57:30EDT
RayderRay
Aaaaand I’m done! In just under a month, I’ve managed to catch up on over 40 hours of show! Now I’ve gotta wait for the weekly (or not) updates to the feed. Cheers One Hour Gand!
162816
2020-01-20 19:33:23EDT
Richard in Redlands
Mike Dunn, I feel your anger on the auto correct thing, even when I check what I have written, it changes when I hit send.
Sometimes I have no idea of how it got the words it's putting down from what I said or typed.
162815
2020-01-16 11:32:05EDT
RayderRay
Holy shit, I'm in November now! I've officially got 1 work day to go, and I'm caught up. BUCKLE IN BOYS, LONG COMMENT AHEAD.
Full disclosure: I skipped ahead, and listened to the two most recent episodes as they posted. As comments have not been read in that time(not bitching) I've got some feedback relative to these past shows. I'd be a psycopath if I actually referenced which show each comment is related to. That being said, in the episode entitled... JK
At some point Bud Light was brought up, and how terrible it is. While I don't disagree, I have to admit, when I'm making micheladas at home, this is usually what I'll go with. MAYBE CORONA. Also, as a side note, when I first met my now wife, she'd ONLY drink Bud Light! I've since broadened her beer palate, and now it's more expensive when we make a beer run!
I echo Patti's sentiments regarding Lengua, it's tasty in a taco with some lime and salsa. BUT, I definitely would not just knife and fork a tongue sitting on my plate.
There was a mention of soyrizo when talking about vegan diets, and I agree with Matt, tastes like the real thing. And I know there was mention as to how theres certain replacement foods you couldn't do as vegan, but I've also heard that rice paper based vegan bacon is quite tasty!
Speaking of the vegan diet, Jordan I believe you mentioned your doubts at feeling different just from being on a different diet. I can't speak to going vegan, but I've been on Keto since mid-september, with almost ALL of December taken off. I've dropped 50lbs, and I've gotta tell you, the difference in energy level, and lack of general hunger while off carbs vs ON carbs was incredible! On top of that, I've struggled to consume even 1500 calories some days, and I don't feel like I'm gonna collapse. With your Moon Cheese conversation, Jordan, have you ever tried "cheese whisps"? I'll throw them bitches into my salad, and it replaces croutons nicely!
Lastly, I'm 40 years old, and I'll occasionally have a dream where I've found out, during the last week of high school, that I don't have enough credits to graduate. So I feel ya on the dreams about failing a damn class. Geeeeezus THAT'S ENOUGH!
162814
2020-01-13 05:01:26EDT
Mike Dunn
Sorry for the typo.
My last post was to say To all the One Hour Gang, not One hour Gand. These FUCKEN spell check MOTHER FUCKEN COMPUTERS Always want to spell check me when I am extremely well learned on the English language and it’s proper spelling. But these fucken computers are not and so they just decide to spell shit as they see appropriate, and if you don’t watch every word you type you may say- (One Hour Gand) instead of what I meant to say which was (One Hour Gang).
Happy New Year once again to the One Hour Nation.
To a great and prosperous year, (2019 was Fantastic).
162813
2020-01-13 04:44:26EDT
Mike D
Hey one hour gang, and all the continuous bloggers of the One Hour Show.
Happy New Year, Even though I’m saying this a week past what should be appropriate for extending the Happy New Year cheer.
My advise is to play Waylon Jennings Greatest Hits super loud at 2 a.m. and it’s a great New Year.
To all the One Hour Gand.
Happy Fucken New Year a week and a half late.
162812
2020-01-10 16:08:30EDT
Patti HB
Happy New Year Guys! So in regards to your last podcast, not sure how to word this....I love tongue! Nothing like a good Lengua (tongue in Spanish) taco! Have some awesome Mexican friends who have turned me on to their traditional foods! Give me a bowl of menudo and I am a happy camper! Korean friends got me hooked on octopus, Korean BBQ yum! Thanks for the fun shows! I am here til the end!! Jordan let me know about my last post. Cheers!
162811
2020-01-10 13:16:06EDT
kerrybear
laughing because at 50 seconds in when Jordan asks when Torrance will be there, Jeremy & Matt synced "UHHHHHHHH" perfectly and I thought they were gonna bust into "Jerry was a Race Car Driver"...
162810
2020-01-07 22:15:02EDT
Atg
Ryan got stabbed? Is he ok?????
162809
2020-01-03 13:56:30EDT
KerryBear
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALTER NATIVES! FYI- I never binge listen. listen each week after post,then AGAIN 1-2 weeks later. JEREMY! Are you Stimpy's twin from Myrtle Beach? You are a FLORIDIOT <--what Cali surfers call Florida surfers. Everything I bring up was mentioned, albeit minutely. Not my fault you don't listen to your friends when they speak.What? you think I just RAMBLE on about nothing? I just like to save my comments up...makes you think hard. That great apple pie is like most of my ma-in-laws meals. They are FAN-tastic. NOT. But raw chocolate chip cookie dough is the BOMB. I eat it by the spoonful if my moms is making it. Trump makes me say "Jesus H Christ" and cover my face with my hands ALOT, but never in equality to JHC..ugh. We are gonna be in full war w/ Iran soon, so JHC! Jordan is spot on with how our country started. A shell game. Only people with $$ can play in politics and now its possible Dumb Joe could be up next.Pence is so wimpy he wont say "shit", even if had a mouthful of it. Jordan, not taking a shit can make your back hurt. Matt - getting pitted is same thing as getting barreled and then you spit out the tube like an olive pit. More Matt. More Matt. More Matt. where is whats his face been? why isn't HE calling YOU?? I'm forgetting his name. JK...We all miss Ryan. Hope he is doing well.
You referred to H H Holmes, the Murder Mansion. American Horror Story "Hotel" was based on that true story. Scenes were gnarly. OMG. I will be your fun fact person ( or rambler), but its you guys who bring the entertainment. THANK YOU!! And yes, I can be an A-Hole. Sometimes
162808
2020-01-03 10:57:36EDT
RayderRay
Just checking in to make sure Ryan is safe. I saw a story about a man being stabbed in Austin. I know the odds are that it wasn’t him, but still wanted to confirm. K bye!
162807
2019-12-29 14:22:17EDT
RayderRay
A work week and a little bit of overtime, and I’m back on track!
At some point at the end of 2018 I fell quite behind on the podcast. Being a listener from the beginning, I knew better than to NOT download the shows as they were released, lest they meet the Jordan mid-podcast chopping block! I didn’t want listen out of order, because I’d be lost in some of the previously mentioned shenanigans. At a certain point in late November/early December, I was exactly a year behind. It’s now the 29th and I’m now on the April 12th CRUCIFEROUS episode, and hearing the Phil with a PH comment storm, and your mangling of your finger with your blade. 😂
I’ve done a rough guess on the math, and I’ve got a little over 40 hours of total shows before I’m caught up! See you in the other side gents!
162806
2019-12-29 13:19:05EDT
RayderRay
A work week and a little bit of overtime, and I’m back on track!
At some point at the end of 2018 I fell quite behind on the podcast. Being a listener from the beginning, I knew better than to NOT download the shows as they were released, lest they meet the Jordan mid-podcast chopping block! I didn’t want listen out of order, because I’d be lost in some of the previously mentioned shenanigans. At a certain point in late November/early December, I was exactly a year behind. It’s now the 29th and I’m now on the April 12th CRUCIFEROUS episode, and hearing the Phil with a PH comment storm, and your mangling of your finger with your blade. 😂
I’ve done a rough guess on the math, and I’ve got a little over 40 hours of total shows before I’m caught up! See you in the other side gents!
162805
2019-12-25 22:42:15EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
HOTWHEELS are great! been collecting them for 50 years now, have over 6,000 mint in package. Most of them are not worth more than a dollar, but a few of them will be My retirement FUND,
162804
2019-12-25 22:10:20EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
HOTWHEELS are great! been collecting them for 50 years now, have over 6,000 mint in package. Most of them are not worth more than a dollar, but a few of them will be My retirement FUND,
162803
2019-12-25 18:39:13EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hope everyone had a great Christmas, we found a kitten that someone tossed into a trash can at the gas station. We will probably keep it......it has been crying and carping the last few days.......I think I will name him Jordan lol.
162802
2019-12-25 05:31:37EDT
Patti HB
Hello and Merry Christmas from Huntington Beach! Ho Ho Hope you all have an awesome day! Sooooo! I made a gift card purchase for you all to enjoy and then I am like WTF, no where to send it! So now what? The place is in your area so no good to me. Don’t want to put my personal info on here, however, Jordan if you go back to my contributions I made way back when I believe you have it all there. Maybe you could get a mailing address to me so I can send my gift to you. I was so excited to do a little something for you guys I wasn’t thinking. Note: In regards to KerryBear’s comment, PCH is Pacific Coast Highway. Again Merry Christmas! Patti
162801
2019-12-21 07:59:58EDT
Anonymous
KerryBear, I listen to them too, really enjoyed Jordan reading your comment. Enjoy all your comments, very cool you like that stuff.
162800
2019-12-18 16:30:58EDT
KerryBear
And yes Richard, wasn't very Chistmassy but I cant help it with the shit Jordan says. He is SO descriptive I always giggle at even the grossest things. Yes, my comment was closer to Halloween crapola... that said: MERYY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! LAWL (i'm gonna spell it that way now, for Jordan.)
162799
2019-12-18 10:52:49EDT
KerryBear
Richard - I listen to ALL of them, usually at least twice, via headphones at work. Makes time fly.... and yes, the show above posted is one I heard it on. Makes me laugh now when phone rings. Had no idea that theme was by Harry Mancini. I also have xmas song list specific for Torrance (since we know he LOVES Xmas so much) and another for Jordan.Now need to figure how to post them becuz I am technically challenged. Hey 2 Andrew in Anaheim - welcome to the One hour Shit, I mean Show. Yes - these boys have that effect. I even cried once like an idiot, but that was cuz i was grieving, but Jordan always reads comments...bummer he cant be as open as he used to be, because now he's FAMOUS(hardeharrhar). If I could sit and just say Hi, just once and scare the shit out of him at work, it would be awesome.
Same for Jeremy... still want to know why Jeremy hates his legs. And whats up with Torrance's puppy. Have the neighbors spoken to him since the Thaksgiving spectical? DId they put more crosses up? Just in case? On another note... too many Brazil nuts can give you digestive issues, weight gain,hair loss. Cashews contribute to headaches & high blood pressure. North Shore movie is a CULT classic.....Makes me laugh and if you know the surf culture at all, you cant HLEP but laugh I know it by heart & I dated Turtle in the late 90's.(John Philbin) The Hawaiian surf club The Hui is REAL. Look up Eddie Rothman. And if you really want to know what some surf culture is like, Read book, Welcome to Paradise, Now go to Hell. Then watch the true surf documentary Momentum Generation. FASCINATING since I witness so much of this in my life living here in Newps/HB. (Patti will understand). Jordan, you really want to see spectical..pull up video of HB riot at the 1986 OP Pro surf contest which was same day as Cerritos airliner crash. I was sitting 50 yards from the start of that and witnessed 500 cops marching down PCH. Now, as for Preperation H, yes, models use it under their eyes to tighten skin and reduce puffiness.. As for drivers...the 55 fwy is only 18 miles long but i swear..people drive 85 every day, no blinkers, and tailgate like crazy. Just yesterday I witnessed an Ahole drive in the emergency inside lane becuz the carpool wasn't even fast enough for him. (they were going at least 70-75) and the same thing on the exterior emergency lane about 3 weeks ago in rush hour..(he was going like 40, when traffic was going 20). People be crazy.... all right. I've remembered a lot of things I wanted to say so will hang up now. One day we will all live in a terrarium...but until then...just gonna keep livin the dream like Jordan, in my crappy little clown car of a bungalow. Peace to all! KB
162798
2019-12-17 14:41:37EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hey KerryBear, it sounds like you listen to last podcast on the left?
162797
2019-12-17 13:24:30EDT
KerryBear
Thank you for finally saying what the original theme song is...Baby Elephant Walk.... FINALLY. It is now my ring tone, so i now think of you boys every time my phone rings and I smile no matter waht. Even if its my mother in law. LOL. Love you guys.
162796
2019-12-16 16:11:22EDT
Patti HB
I guess we have been spoiled lately with longer podcasts! Seem like this last one flew by! Enjoyed it as always! The countdown to Christmas is on!
162795
2019-12-11 16:10:58EDT
KerryBear
Well Jordan, it IS possible. Maybe you can finally save some money decorating your crappy apartment with a new lamp & even decorate it with yourself..LOL
Example 1: Ed Gein. A killer & body snatcher, active in 1950s, made trophies from corpses he stole from a local graveyard. When he was finally arrested, a search of the premises revealed a disturbing artifact: a lampshade made out of human skin.
Example 2: Ilse Koch (pronounced "loch") is most famous of all Germans accused of having committed atrocities during the war. Wife of commandant of Buchenwald camp, she was twice convicted in post-war trials. Chief charges were cruelty to inmates, including murder, but what she's best-known for is making human-skin ornaments, including lampshades. Jordan - Please provide pic once you're done making. :)
162794
2019-12-11 12:18:26EDT
Viking
Hey! Just wanted to share my Christmas playlist if any of you are interested.
https://open.spotify.com/track/6KmxcEAnmYJaa5sMThArsa?si=TIzzBD-mTDipCY6YosSBIg
You’ll recognize some, and some you may not. Enjoy!
162793
2019-12-10 12:56:45EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Yay!! Nice to hear Matt's voice again. Congrats on the new girlfriend!!! Sorry about the smiley emoji - didn't realize it could have an alternate meaning. ;-)
162792
2019-12-10 12:04:11EDT
Patti HB
Good Morning....thanks for your kind words. I was 2nd guessing myself if I was coming across the wrong way!! Guys, add some Elderberry to your daily supplements...helps keep you well. Lots of cooties out there around you since you deal with the public.
162791
2019-12-08 13:10:26EDT
Richard in Redlands
Andrew from Anaheim, Jordan does have that effect on the listeners, the fact that he won't move out of that apartment of his makes me lose mine.
162790
2019-12-07 21:38:07EDT
Andrew From Anaheim
Just want to say that I really enjoy your show guys. I dont have any friends I hang out with. just work friends. So when I listen to the show I feel like I am there hanging out at Jordans place. If you read this on the podcast I will loose my shit lol. Keep on keeping on brothers.
162789
2019-12-01 22:01:09EDT
Patti HB
Wow!!!! After reading what Robert just posted I am trying to figure out what made him think I was trying to hit on Jordan and company!! Kinda crazy!! Just listen and give my thoughts on what I hear. Yep! I am married and a mom! Maybe it is the mom in me that shows I care! All good!
162788
2019-12-01 20:44:43EDT
Atg
Only slightly less better than a new hope, rough one set the glass ceiling no other SW franchises can ever hope to pierce. It is the the New Testament to the old. Perfection. Damn that mouse!!
162787
2019-12-01 14:46:38EDT
Robert
I'm surprised to learn Patti is married, all this time I thought she was single hoping to slice off a piece of Jordan or one of the other guys on the show.
162786
2019-11-28 14:10:36EDT
Patti HB
So to start...typo it should read TA DA (I am done). Took me forever but now I am all caught up. As for the spouse, he works in Imagineering and designs anything in the Disney parks except for the actual buildings. His office is in the LA area where they do all the renderings and plans. When it comes time for the actual project to begin he will go to the actual sight. Spent a few years commuting back and forth to Shanghai, our family was relocated to Orlando for a year while they built Animal Kingdom. In a perfect world he gets Disneyland projects which is 1/2 hour from our house in HB. I believe their is a Imagineering documentary on Disney+. Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! Raining crazy here in HB!
162785
2019-11-22 15:41:48EDT
Patti HB
Ya-Da!!!! Finally caught up! Always love the shows! Jordan get the heck out of that apartment! Would sure love to see the new Jordan! Only know you from the M&L podcast! What is your total weight loss now? In reference to the end of the last podcast... Disney may rule the world, however, it pays the bills at my house! My spouse is an Imagineer! It has been a great ride! Happy Turkey Day!! Keep the shows coming!!
162784
2019-11-19 17:07:22EDT
KerryBear
Song that came to me for knife sharpening..."One of These Days"... Floyd. Nuff said. Until its not.
162783
2019-11-19 00:50:35EDT
Atg
NEVER leave your phone unattended! But they did have a point.
162782
2019-11-16 23:52:42EDT
Atg
kobayashi maru
162781
2019-11-16 23:43:35EDT
Atg
Damn. I wish the door was a little smaller. Then we wouldn’t have to suffer the question that will never be answered until we reach the pearly gates. That will be that first question I ask paul. Before I go inside, please tell me if he would have fit. Might not want to know the truth.
162780
2019-11-16 23:42:29EDT
Atg
I don’t think jack would have fit. They were both suffering from hypothermia. Not thinking straight. Paramount was saving rose. That is true love.
162779
2019-11-16 23:41:39EDT
Mike Dunn
I FUCKEN hate those MOTHER FUCKERS who drive that way. They are the people who are the reason this country is a FUCKEN mess. They think of themselves only and only them. But they’re the first ones to cry about all that’s wrong in America. They are the FUCKING Warren, Sanders, and Harris ilks. Don’t you wish you had a massive bumper that could just plow those ASSHOLES straight into a ditch?
Your water issues sound like they are continuing to get worse. How long Jordan? How long can you continue to stay in that misery? Is everything else there in Charlotte that much worse that you continue to deal with that shit hole apt.
Happy Thanksgiving boys. Hope you don’t freeze with all the water leaks
162778
2019-11-16 23:41:01EDT
Atg
Fun ride.
162777
2019-11-15 19:04:24EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
BEST ENDING TO A SHOW EVER! I laughed all day at that.
162776
2019-11-13 19:17:55EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Maybe now, with 2019 winding down, a State of the Podcast is in order? And as always, more Matt, more Matt, more Matt!! :-D
162775
2019-11-13 17:01:05EDT
Anonymous
hey guys
162774
2019-11-13 01:50:46EDT
Mike Dunn
Hey guys,
Still here. Been so busy that I have not been able to say hey for some time. Just wanted to let you know I’m still here and listening,
162773
2019-11-09 15:14:17EDT
Viking
Anvil Of Crom by Basil Poledouris is the perfect sharpening song...
162772
2019-11-02 11:27:24EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
Jordan,your traffic problem is what we call just another day in So Cal,.....24/7
162771
2019-11-01 12:20:45EDT
Nick (from Steam)
I don't know if you'll think it's much better than Epic Game Store, but Microsoft's subscription service Xbox Game Pass has the Outer Worlds for PC. It could be an alternative if you don't feel like waiting a year for the Steam release.
162770
2019-10-29 21:40:14EDT
Patti HB
Finally finished the 3 hour episode! Good Stuff! Jordan I Hope you find time for a get away! You totally deserve it! I know people always say life is short...so true! All of you go and enjoy yourselves! Now on to the next 2 episodes!!
162769
2019-10-29 21:23:01EDT
Viking
Wanted to comment on my playlist, first off the reason the new Halloween theme sounded different was because it is from the recent Halloween(you already guessed that). John Carpenter was heavily involved in this movie, and did the score. He reworked his original theme and updated it. I’m not a fan of dance versions or remixes, etc. I wanted to add it because the new soundtrack is of updated versions of the original score, and they sound slightly different, but from the original artist.
Second, I know some songs seem out of place, ie. Nights In White Satin. The reason is because it was in Rob Zombies Halloween 2, and personally it gives ME a halloween feel, but to others not so much. There are maybe 2 or 3 songs on the playlist that are like that and was more of a personal thing.
Just wanted to clarify somethings about the playlist. I didn’t want my playlist to be too cliché, and tried to have a mix of obscure and popular Halloween songs, but to have the Halloween spirit.
Thank you and have a frightful Halloween!!
162768
2019-10-09 23:49:07EDT
Atg
Dig the old stuff and blues good background for a Halloween party. However, need more cowbell.
162767
2019-10-09 19:15:32EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
I'll second that KerryBear! I too have become accustomed to their voices. :-)
162766
2019-10-09 14:30:33EDT
Atg
Cool playlist. A few zingers. Nights in white satin? Hello? What are you thinking?
162765
2019-10-08 22:00:44EDT
Viking
Was just wondering if y’all are going to have a Halloween episode.
Again here is my Halloween playlist, I have made additions. Yes it has The Monster Mash and Thriller but there’s more more of everything else on here.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6n3e3Ci1e53W7VWq84KisO?si=nv252OzGQKiBOYiJr3-HkA
162764
2019-10-08 16:37:09EDT
Robert
Just got back from Charlotte enjoyed my stay there, tried the barbecue place that you recommended and one other both were very good.
Listen to the podcast on my flight home wow almost three and a half hours! Great show guys looking forward to the next whether it be long or short.
162763
2019-10-07 14:50:28EDT
Richard in Redlands
I started to listen to the show shortly after you posted it, I listened up to "teatime"..... it was about 1:30 a.m. had to be up at 4 tried to go back to sleep but couldn't.
Then I completely forgot about the rest of the show until today, now I have to go back and listen to the beginning because I forgot what you were talking about I may have been dozing in and out, not because it was boring because I was trying to stay awake then when I tried to go to sleep I couldn't.
162762
2019-10-07 14:43:52EDT
Richard in Redlands
That went by faster than I thought it would, does this mean we don't get a show this week?
162761
2019-10-06 00:52:39EDT
Atg
A 3 hour tour! One of my favorites.
162760
2019-10-04 01:55:11EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
A 3 HOUR PLUS SHOW! cant wait to hear it. Its 11 pm and have to be up at 4am.so will do a little tonight and the rest in the morning
162759
2019-09-30 10:39:10EDT
KerryBear
Thanks Patti! Glad someone else is laughing besides me...... hell, they ALL need some pussyfootin' around right?? And I too need my fix Richard! They can talk about ANYTHING. Jordan - I will compare you to the RG a little. WE LOVE LISTENING TO YOU TALK. ABOUT NOTHING. ABOUT EVERYTHING. We've become accustomed to your voices..... please don't leave us. HUGS & KISSES Gentlemen
162758
2019-09-29 22:01:49EDT
Richard in Redlands
NEED MY OHS FIX!!!!
162757
2019-09-29 01:42:02EDT
Patti HB
Kerrybear!! Love your post (all 3 of them) Thanks for the laughs! Cheers!
162756
2019-09-27 22:04:03EDT
Kerrybear
All imma say is oooops. Haha. I obviously was changing my wording. Sorry some is posted twice. When i just noticed where it stopped.... i cant stop laughing. I didnt mean to end that way. Omg. Im dying right now. Hope you realize how red my face is. Oh well. Shit happens. Doh!
162755
2019-09-27 21:58:54EDT
Kerrybear
Yo. Yogurthead. We're all still here waitin for updates on weather. Love. Friendship. Video games. Politics. Which crackers are better. Need a dog update from torrents. And house. How are your feet? And mice? Any leaking eater? I see the oven still works. Is infowars off the air?? Jk. whats jeremy up to? Why doesnt he like his legs? Whose this ryan guy people keep referring to? And how come matt hasnt gotten another cat? Better yet.. jordan -YOU get one. You know you miss the pussygootin around. And please... post a pic of your car. Im dying to that p.o.s. love you guys. But you dont think people listen..... sigh
162754
2019-09-27 21:53:41EDT
Kerrybear
Yo. Yogurthead. We're all still here waitin for updates on weather. Love. Friendship. Video games. Politics. Which crackers are better. Need a dog update from torrents. And house. How are your feet? And mice? Any leaking eater? I see the oven still works. Is infowars off the air?? Jk whats jeremy up to? Why doesny he like his legs? Whose this ryan guy people keep referring to? And how come matt hasnt gotten another cat? Better yet.. jordan -YOU get one. You need all the pussy
162753
2019-09-26 08:10:50EDT
the1stbean
I always look forward to the download. Is your amazon link still good? https://www.amazon.com/?tag=onhosh06-20&linkCode=ur1. I do a lot of buying but haven't heard you mention it is a long while.
162752
2019-09-26 03:31:04EDT
PattiHB
I am a tad behind but still on board with the podcast!
162751
2019-09-25 19:35:21EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
I'm still listening too..loved the recent Ryan episode. :-)
162750
2019-09-24 22:25:54EDT
Viking
I’m still here, I still listen.
162749
2019-09-24 09:37:34EDT
Richard in Redlands
I have never had a piece of bone in my food but I have had a sharp Shard of metal.
I went to Popeyes for lunch one day and order the popcorn shrimp, I happened to look down at my order before I sat down and saw something bright and shiny just under one of the shrimp I set the tray down and picked up the piece of shrimp that was on top revealing a 3/4 in Long 1/8 inch wide metal shaving.
It looked like part of a drill shaving or something similar. it was absolutely razor-sharp and if I would have ingested it surely caused a lot of damage .
I immediately pointed it out to the girl behind the counter and her response was oh I'll get you another order.
I then asked to see the manager she came over and saw it and said that shouldn't be there I don't know where that would have come from are you sure you didn't have something on your hand or maybe on your clothes and it fell in there?
I told her I didn't even leave the counter when I picked up my tray I saw it there, she then said well I can give you another order or refund your money.
Now I'm not the type of person that is sue happy and I wasn't looking for any monetary compensation other than the price of the meal but I was hoping for a little more concern over what happened.
She wanted to take it back but I held onto it and called the corporate office. In the meantime while I was on the phone another woman who had placed an order before me for the same thing had found two pieces of metal shavings in her order.
I suggested that she call the corporate office to and she did at that time they were told to shut down.
They had to ask everyone to leave and then they close the doors about 2 hours later someone contacted me from the corporate office wanting a statement I still had my entire order that I had placed in a bag and showed them the piece of metal.
They did some investigating and it turned out to be part of a metal filter that is above the fryers, someone had improperly cleaned it and several pieces had fallen down into the fryer.
This is probably the number one reason why I hate Popeyes besides waiting forever to get my order, having my order messed up and just overall poor service.
They were offering a settlement which I turned down and just told them to train their people better before someone gets killed.
Don't know what the other woman did.
162748
2019-09-20 17:05:33EDT
Robert
I've been checking back everyday hoping we get a Jordan and friend update, this is the most excited I've been to hear a One Hour Show since Jordan's garbage disposal died and I wanted an update on it.
162747
2019-09-20 12:07:43EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ok, not too disappointed there was no show today, last week's makes up for it. Will be watching for a new one late night Saturday or Sunday.
162746
2019-09-18 00:15:34EDT
Atg
Uh ... I’m lost. Isn’t this Kansas?
162745
2019-09-17 10:48:20EDT
Phil with a Ph
I was talking to my girlfriend about Jordan's friend issue and she brought up a great point, she said: "If he was Jordan's friend then that means he must know Jordan has a podcast, if so then he was probably listening to Jordan talk about him on the show and he has been reading the comments too."
162744
2019-09-16 17:29:34EDT
KerryBear
Are you still around? One sentence reply "yeah, around my FRIENDS".
So, reply with that, or add one more:
Are YOU my friend?
Its point blank and let him reply.
162743
2019-09-14 10:01:52EDT
phil with a Ph
...one last thought he only called you a name it wasn't like he stoled money, damaged your property or physically hurt you or someone you care about so to throw away a friendship over being called a name doesn't make much sense, the punishment doesn't fit the crime.
162742
2019-09-14 00:39:34EDT
Phil with a Ph
I've only listened to half of the show so far but I did want to comment on the long lost friend before I forget, I would simply handle it this way, since his email was so short, I would reply back with a short one myself I would say "Yes, I'm among the living" that's the name of an Anthrax album if you didn't know, and leave it at that, basically I would put the ball back in his court. I wouldn't demand nor would I expect an apology but I would be very interested to see what his next message is if there is one at all. My story is kind of like yours except my friend and I didn't have a fight, I had a very good friend that I knew from high school, we talked often he would call me when he was driving home from work and we would chat for awhile then one day about 9 years ago he stopped calling me I didn't hear from him for 7 years then one day out of the blue he contacted me again and we have been talking again for the last 2 years like there was no break at all. I've never asked him why he stopped calling me, I guess he got busy living his life with his wife raising their 2 kids, my point being don't be a dick and throw away your friendship, just hang around and see what his next move is to your short message, maybe he was going through a really tough time in his life at the time and didn't have the courage to open up to you about it like you were opening up to him about your issues, maybe he was in jail for 4 years, who knows. My point is I know you don't open up to people that often so for you to trust him with your personal issues that says a lot about your feels towards him as a friend so that's why I say don't throw away any chance of having him back in your life. Good luck but it looks like I've been out voted by the room one what you should do but that is the way I would handle it.
162741
2019-09-11 09:44:34EDT
Richard in Redlands
That was great! Loved all of the story's.
Always great hearing Ryan, happy 30th Ryan.
Jordan, you should have texted the guy back and said" this is Jordan's mother I'm sorry to inform you that Jordan has passed away, he has been very depressed the last few years kept saying that he was a piece of shit and finally couldn't take it anymore and took his own life"
He really doesn't sound like that great of a friend anyway, especially if you were reaching out when you were going through some tough times,you may not have been the best person to be a that time , but that is understandable.
If he were a real friend he would have stuck it out.
He probably has done the same thing with other friends and now he doesn't have any left.
I think you are better off without him.
You have some great friends right there with you like David and Leo.
Thank all of you for a great show.
I am sure my wife will really love this one.
162740
2019-09-11 07:45:45EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow! a show on Wednesday ?
Will listen on my way to work.
What a nice way to start the day.
162739
2019-09-05 11:17:59EDT
Richard in Redlands
I also had to explain what a "GUNT" was
162738
2019-09-05 09:54:19EDT
Richard in Redlands
That was a fun filled show, My wife listened to it with me, this would be her second show that she has listened to.
She was ok until you said" HOCK UP A LOOGIE" .She left the room and came back after all the phlegm and booger talk was done.
She really liked the yogurt and tea talk.
I told her to leave a comment saying so but she really doesn't want to leave any comments at this time.
Anyway overall she enjoyed it too.
162737
2019-09-04 17:47:36EDT
kerrybear
HA! Audio was Lonesome, On'ry and Mean! Hmmmm, sounds like someone we know.... wait for it................ LOL
PS - Loved this show. Was very entertaining between 2 very astute guys.
162736
2019-09-04 09:08:24EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan you are right about Mexican restaurants, I don't think anyone in California I would be interested in those where I'm at you drive any direction a quarter of a mile and you'll hit at least three or four in each Direction.
Not saying there's anything wrong with them there are some really good ones here but if I were going to another state I would prefer to have something that was unique to that state.
When my daughter and son-in-law come out from Missouri the first place they always want to go to is IN N Out, and then to the Spaghetti Factory or Cheesecake Factory and Gourmet Pizza in Downtown Redlands. they don't have any where they are so it's a treat for them.
When I go to visit them I usually like to go to Freddy's and Sonic, the only real restaurants I like there is Lambert's where they throw the rolls at you when you need more.
Anyway hoping for a show tomorrow regardless of who's early or late.
162735
2019-09-03 10:41:13EDT
Phil with a Ph
Nice show Jordan, I was painting my house this weekend so your podcast was very much appreciated while I was working my ass off. I was surprised you didn't mention Bojangles when someone asked you to suggest where to eat in Charlotte. I'll never forget the time you were pissed off when they forgot to give you your biscuit.
162734
2019-09-03 09:25:14EDT
Robert
Jordan, we don't need to meet.
I think my comment was misinterpreted by someone.
I know how uncomfortable you are with meeting people that is why I said it eould be uncomfortable for you ,I merely made the statement.
I do appreciate the suggestions for restaurants for pulled pork sounds like the best way to go.
I don't see how my comment could have been the creepiest thing ever heard, now if I would have said Jordan I'm staying at the Sheraton and room 510 I'll leave a key card for you and the boys please come up and visit me oh and can you please bring 6 D cell batteries, a plastic tarp, and a can of lard ....... can't wait to run my fingers through your long hair. Now that would qualify as the creepiest thing.
Anyway enjoy the show looking forward to the next.
162733
2019-08-31 23:13:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
I love this show. I can count on Jordan and the gang to make My day. I usually wait till Monday to listen to shows posted on Saturday or Sunday but I'm off all week so I listened to it tonight. I had My wife listen with me and she said she enjoyed it, she remembers Jordan from M&L.
I don't know if she will ever leave a comment, but I encouraged her to do so when something strikes her fancy.
Thanks guys for keeping us entertained.
162732
2019-08-30 23:04:23EDT
Atg
Gentlemen...while many times I get why fill should be flogged, however I must say I get his point on the last comment. He means well on this one (or I missed the shot). He’s Like that uncle that says inappropriate comments at thanksgiving that makes everyone cringe even when placing a complement. Maybe he’s special. We all love the guy in the closet but those are long gone days. I remember when jd came out of the closet and said he was thinking of starting a podcast called the one hour show about nothing. Let’s get over the m&l days and focus on today’s ohs days. I know you mean well Phil, but please think before you click. Also, been loving the shows lately with all the gang. Don’t stop pushing out podcasts. You’re probably 1/3 of the way to 10k hours and it shows.
162731
2019-08-30 16:06:18EDT
Anonymous
And only 1% like the shows that Phill leaves a comment.
162730
2019-08-30 16:01:35EDT
Phil with a Ph
I've never wondered about why he doesn't read the comments, it's his show he can do whatever he wants to do, Jordan knows best, to prove my point in the M&L group a poll was taken, which version of M&L do you like best? The Jordan years got 50%, the Danny years got 26% and M&L solo got 24% of the votes. The good news is the fans recognize that Jordan was the one that really made that show special.
162729
2019-08-30 13:23:28EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ok, so another Saturday show?
It's all good, always worth the wait.......most of the time.ha
162728
2019-08-29 16:43:20EDT
Anonymous
Come on Phil!! WTF! Unkindness will get you nowhere!! Who knows someday I might reach out if I were in the area! Dang it!! Life is short for the BS comments!!
162727
2019-08-29 14:11:40EDT
Anonymous
And we wonder why Jordan does not read the comments anymore. ....thanks Phil
162726
2019-08-29 10:47:13EDT
Phil with a Ph
If I typed what Robert did people in here would be killing me for it so I'll return the favor: "That is one of the creepiest stalker posts I've ever read, if you truly listened to what Jordan has said you would know he doesn't want to meet any of his listeners, so get a clue."
162725
2019-08-29 09:33:05EDT
Robert
Thoroughly entertained again.
Jordan I'm going to be at the Charlotte Convention Center first week of October, do you know of any good places to eat around there?
Would love to meet up with you guys but I'm sure that wouldn't be comfortable for, you I understand.
162724
2019-08-26 17:18:47EDT
phil with a Ph
My 2 favorite parts of the show, having Ryan on the show and ending the show when Jeremy walked in.
162723
2019-08-23 13:07:40EDT
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
162722
2019-08-22 12:25:33EDT
Robert
Let's get the potty started
162721
2019-08-16 09:32:29EDT
Phil with a Ph
The Torrance phone-call was the BEST, I won't spoil for the others that haven't heard the show yet.
162720
2019-08-16 09:29:46EDT
Richard in Redlands
Drinks,hair styles, game talk,milking aliens,snacks and food.I think you covered it all.
162719
2019-08-09 17:17:42EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow,almost a hour and a half. Went by fast.
Do Jordan,have you been looking for a new place?
You haven't said anything lately. Anyway loved the show as always.
162718
2019-08-09 01:52:44EDT
Atg
Sorry about the duplicate wow kb. Wasn’t paying attention. Idea squirrel.
162717
2019-08-09 01:50:06EDT
Atg
Wow! On a roll. Anyone keeping count as to how many Thursday releases that is? Starting to get used to Friday podcasts. Haven’t listened yet, but looking forward to tomorrow.
162716
2019-08-07 13:12:22EDT
kerrybear
WOW! Diggin the multiple posts in a months time and you keeping the flow going. Regardless of chatter, I enjoy the heck outta you guys. And yes, Jordan was Marks "closet boy" for about 2 years. He was Marks computer techie before Mark went to 100.3 and then got fired. He was instrumental in helping them on podcast & that's where we got to know him and his crew. Go back & stream old podcasts from beginning, as well as M&L's, and you will hear what we did. So that said, if you don't like em, toughski shitski. BEAT IT.
We love him, his buds, and the stories they tell and that's all that matters. FOCKER - OUT. :)
162715
2019-08-06 01:09:24EDT
Atg
Really liked the music. Give us a GD GD update! Please.
162714
2019-08-06 00:28:14EDT
Bean
I never heard of Great Time and now cannot get enough! Awesome music... thanks!
162713
2019-08-05 09:43:02EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ok, I listened to the show on the way to work, it kept me entertained. I guess some people had a problem with it.
Don't worry,you will have to do something really bad for us regulars to stop listening.
Thanks Guys for taking the time to keep us entertained.
162712
2019-08-04 14:06:51EDT
Richard in Redlands
I forgot to download the show, I think I will till Monday to listen. Jordan did you get your disposal fixed?
162711
2019-08-03 10:49:37EDT
Robert
That was a disappointment, no garbage disposal update.
162710
2019-08-03 10:25:16EDT
Anonymous
Dear PL7, Go away if you don’t like the podcast! Many of us have been here since the beginning so maybe coming on board so late in the game you just don’t get it! Different strokes for different strokes!
162709
2019-08-02 18:00:07EDT
Pussylicker7
So, That was supposed to be entertaining?
What am I missing. .....
162708
2019-07-29 10:46:14EDT
Phil with a Ph
Patti, keeping with the Red Dog theme, every time Matt says his girlfriend's name is Katie, it cracks me up.
162707
2019-07-27 13:23:07EDT
Robert
I know you don't always read the comments but I hope this one time you report back to us who gave you the right tip on how to fix your garbage disposal, my money is on Richard, just the thought of Phil with a ph being right makes me sick.
162706
2019-07-27 09:45:30EDT
Patti HB
Enjoyed every minute of the “BitchFest”! Happy weekend guys! Hope I am not out of line here....RIP Red Dog!
162705
2019-07-26 16:26:23EDT
Phil with a Ph
Jordan, depending on the garbage disposal you have, look under the disposal right in the center of it there should be a small hole, in that hole an allen wrench should fit, if you turn it around that should get the disposal working for you again, I've done this a few time with mine whenever I've had trouble with it and it has worked.
162704
2019-07-26 09:05:45EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan, your garbage disposal should have a built in breaker, if it was under a heavy load it would trip.
Check in the disposal first for anything binding it up then look underneath at the motor and you should see a small button (may be red) push it in and try the disposal again......should work.
If not then it's like all the other shity stuff in your apartment and your fucked.
162703
2019-07-25 17:40:04EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Wow, that really WAS a bitchfest.
162702
2019-07-25 12:02:10EDT
Pussylicker7
Did you used to be on the Mark and Lynda podcast?
162701
2019-07-22 09:50:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
I loved how you pronounce JARITOS,don't know if you were just messing around our dont know.It's pretty good soda, I have a Mexican market across the street from work that stock it and some other good things you won't find at Wally World.
162700
2019-07-19 12:50:25EDT
Richard in Redlands
This week's most memorable quote "FUCK THE PUSSY AND LEAVE"
162699
2019-07-17 16:11:10EDT
KERRYBEAR
ENJOYED THAT ALOT.... RYAN IS ALWAYS ENTERTAINING AND YES PHIL, I HEARD SAME THING AND LOL'D WHILE WAITING FOR KOKOMO TO ACTUALLY PLAY... AS FOR BANG DRINKS, NOT AS BAD AS ROCKSTAR/MONSTER. LESS SUGAR & CAFFEINE, BUT BARS ARE ADVERTISING AS A "COCKTAIL MIXER".... GREAT WITH VODKA.(JUST LIKE JARRITOS MEXICAN COLAS..GREAT WITH VODKA) AND MOST OF BANG ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD. I WAS FORCED TO TRY EVERY FLAVOR IN GULPS, 1 RIGHT AFTER THE OTHER, UNTIL I TASTED THEM ALL, BY OUR MARKETING DEPT. NOT TOO SHABBY, BUT I'M NOT AN ENERGY DRINKER.(WE JUST DISTRIBUTE THE CRAP). FELT LIKE POO POO 10 MINUTES LATER. ON ANOTHER NOTE,LMFAO AS ALSO THOUGHT ABOUT MARK T "POLLUTING" LAKE NORMAN... POOR JEREMY..CANT GET A BREAK FROM JORDAN. I'm LATE IM LATE, IM EARLY IM EARLY! JUST LISTENING TO THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. MISSING "TORRENTS". NEED HOUSE UPDATES AND LETS HEAR ABOUT THAT VISIT SOON PLEASE. RYANS 1 MGR SOOUNDS LIKE A DOUCHE. COVERING IN SERVICE INDUSTRY SUCKS.... IT WAS HELL AT CHUCK E CHEESE (LOL). PLEASE SIRS, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
162698
2019-07-15 23:15:46EDT
Phil with a Ph
When Ryan said "there has been sewage spillage in Lake Norman" was I the only listener that thought, "that might not be spillage but more than likely Mark losing his shit again"...Hahaha
162697
2019-07-15 10:13:41EDT
Phil with a Ph
Too funny Matt said "Kokomo" the boys won't get it but the listeners should, Hahaha. Ryan is kind of right about getting a 5 star hotel in Bangkok for about $30 but what he doesn't know is their 5 star hotels are like a 3 1/2 star hotel in the states.
162696
2019-07-15 03:16:17EDT
Patti HB
That was fun!! Thanks guys!!!
162695
2019-07-11 11:35:46EDT
Robert
Ryan always has the best stories
162694
2019-07-09 14:37:59EDT
Richard in Redlands
Don't DooDoo on the Dew.
I didn't care for the Fredoom Dew , but love the regular Diet Mt Dew.
I have used Bluetooth ear buds for years and have had no issues, I do break them a lot though by getting them stuck on things and breaking one side or the other.
I have spent over a hundred bucks on name brand ones and 30 bucks on Big Lots cheap ones.
The last ones I bought were the cheap ones and the have lasted a year now, also have a battery life of 8 hours.
They sound as good as the hundred dollar ones and have no problems connecting.
I don't have any IOS products so maybe that's the problem.
Loved the show today , thanks guys.
162693
2019-07-06 16:55:51EDT
Patti HB
Guys!! Do yourself a favor and get yourself some Elderberry!! Good stuff!! Add to your daily routine!!
162692
2019-07-05 13:55:46EDT
kERRYBEAR
Soooo, did Torrance have tolerance? Was the fire dept called? Were the Police called for noise? Curious minds want to know...
162691
2019-07-04 20:33:34EDT
Anonymous
Watch your fingers tonight. You'll need them to download the new podcast this Saturday.
162690
2019-07-04 12:50:33EDT
Patti HB
Happy 4th! Hope you are all off of work and can enjoy the day!
162689
2019-07-03 19:39:12EDT
kerrybear
Wishing you boys a super fun 4th. I'm drinking and hope you do too and record while doing it. Please please please....... Hugs to all.
162688
2019-07-03 16:21:39EDT
Richard in Redlands
Hope everyone has a safe 4th, I know having a show on the fourth would be a bit much to expect, but you never know.
162687
2019-06-28 15:57:03EDT
kerrybear
You ARE saucy Jordan. Strange how the days fly by and we listen to this crap. Damn it all Batman...I'm still hooked. But - please go back and read messages from last month or so. You haven't been reading hardly any and I left one when on a roll and you skipped right over it...... You guys need a little laugh here and there, and I hope it makes you laugh as it did me, when I went back and read what I blurted out. Try to enjoy some of the banter we too provide. As for the podcast, I like the way you record at beginning and end "live" so we hear day to day bs between you all. I find it very entertaining and like when wheels come off. I hope you recorded SOMETHING at torrances. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at THAT get together. Video would be better! lol. I hope we get to hear that soon! love you guys. kerrybear
Ok, wasn't disappointed.
Jordan, have you tried all 3 of the Moon Cheese? I have been eating it for about 5 Years now, really like the cheddar.
If you have a Big Lots the sell it a lot cheaper than the stores, about 1.99.
162682
2019-06-12 20:07:58EDT
Richard in Redlands
Yea! A show to listen to tomorrow, it better be good.....lol.
162681
2019-06-07 15:23:24EDT
Robert
Needs more cow bell
162680
2019-06-06 09:23:43EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow a show on time and a hour of Ryan, very nice!
FUCK POPEYE'S!
162679
2019-06-04 12:32:58EDT
Richard in Redlands
How much nerd talk is too much well we almost found out, almost.
" have a blessed day" I agree with you guys 100% I don't know what it is about that but it really ,really pisses me off.
I would rather them say fuck off and die, in fact that has been my response to someone that has told me to have a blessed day.
I grew up Catholic and I'm somewhat religious but there's just something about it like they're forcing their religion on me. If I know the person and have known them for a long time and they tell me that I'm okay with it, but a compleat stranger no!
I will also respond by making the devil horns sign with my hand and saying "hail Satan"
Anyway enjoy Today Show you guys have a blessed day.
162678
2019-06-01 07:14:30EDT
Anonymous
HOPE ONCE, THINK TWICE
162677
2019-05-31 16:28:53EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well I had my hopes up that there may be a show this week,I should know better.
Hope all is well .
FUCK!!! just when Matt was getting to the BEST part of his story Torrance walked in and the whole topic changed, now I'll never know why it is best to call the other person's insurance company first if I'm involved in an auto accident.
162673
2019-05-24 21:51:02EDT
Anonymous
Can you say "POWER DUMP!!!!!"
162672
2019-05-24 15:53:50EDT
KerryBear
f'n fantastic. GIMMEE GIMME GIMMEE, GIMMEE SOME MORE.....GIMMEE GIMMEE GIMMEE. I DONT KNOW WHAT FOR. ( Y ) KISS MY PEACH. LOL
162671
2019-05-24 12:03:42EDT
Robert
Thanks Jordan, I really didn't expect a show.
I was thoroughly entertained.
Maybe 1 more over the weekend?
But then again I don't want you to over do it and get burnt out.
162670
2019-05-24 08:48:36EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow, another shoe so soon,Jordan you are going to spoil us.
Loved it.... literally shits and giggles.
162669
2019-05-23 20:28:53EDT
Robert
Loved last show guys, let's get another one in before the weekend so I can have My fix.
162668
2019-05-23 02:50:05EDT
Patti HB
Learned something new this week “Swamp Ass”, had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. Careful Jordan if you let it go it may lead to “Duck Butter”! Loved the show nice easy listening! Have an awesome week!
162667
2019-05-21 14:53:59EDT
Phil with a Ph
Fast moving show, I was able to listen to the whole show while driving home. My favorite part was the Thrones talk or "the little guy" as Matt called him, I don't watch Thrones but I did find it entertaining listening to Matt try to drive some sense into Jeremy's thick skull that "signing a petition for a TV show is just stupid." Nice job by Jordan for letting the other 2 guys talk a little more on the show, Matt's star is starting to shine a little brighter.
162666
2019-05-21 13:47:44EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Wow, I really didn't picture Matt as looking like David Spade... gotta wrap my head around that one. Great show guys!
162665
2019-05-20 11:14:49EDT
Richard in Redlands
Wow, a hour and a half show.
Lots of content , a little bit for everyone.
I liked the bug talk, I had a praying mantis that lived out on my patio.
I would tie crickets and other bugs to a string and hang them in front of her, she would strike with lighting fast reflexes.
Later on I saw a different mantis on the wall.
After a few hours they were hooked up. This went on for a few hours. At some point she bit the males head off, the banging continued.
After awhile they unhooked. The weirdest thing was the one without the head was still walking around and responding to touch.
I also had a Mexican Red leg tarantula named Hairy-it that was bigger than my hand and would eat lizards and crickets.
162664
2019-05-16 21:42:56EDT
Atg
Dunn lives! Great to hear your voice. Don’t always agree but love your candor. JD - Jones ‘en for a post. Hit us!
162663
2019-05-16 21:20:09EDT
Mike Dunn
Jordan, you’re getting motivated has totally fucked up your comments page.
Why is it in a tiny unreadable section to the left of the page and the rest of the screen is blank? I think it was better when you weren’t motivated. Just sayin.
Thanks for the weekly free pods no matter when they show up.
And I agree with Jeramy’s Dad. I could say so much more but won’t as this platform has always been more about fun and less political things. Even though I have always appreciated Jordan’s take on the issues he use to discuss with Ryan in the old days. But let’s be reall folks, a decade from now WE WILL REGRET THE THINGS CNN,MSNBC,and the likes of those channels that have infiltrated so much of America and created the frenzy they have over the past three years. I wish I could Remember the name of the movie where the broadcaster screamed “ I’m mad as hell and I’m not gonna take it anymore, people turn off your God Damn televisions, bla bla bla”
Just sayin Gang.
Still a weekly listener whenever the shows comes in. My life doesn’t evolve around all of your busy lives and when you all find time to give us this free pod so I’ll always just wait till it appears and then listen and either enjoy or agree with Jordan that maybe that one should have gone in the can. Take care guys, till next time, happy trails
The president doesn’t want to release his taxes cuz it will show he’s not as rich as he’s always claimed he was and he’ll be embarrassed. I think thats the only thing that would embarrass him.
162660
2019-05-16 09:21:29EDT
Richard in Redlands
Ok, I'm not worried THERE WILL BE A SHOW TOMORROW. .........or sometime next week?
162659
2019-05-11 23:24:41EDT
Poptop Portland
Wow! You almost did it! I was lured into believing you could actually stay positive and give us a thorough sunshine enema. But alas . . . Negaphility spewed forth. Here’s a challenge. Try to send one positive comment, hit send, them stay silent for 24 hours.
Oh, loved this weeks pod!
See how easy that is?
162658
2019-05-10 11:03:48EDT
Phil with a Ph
My favorite part of the show was Matt giving the guys a Spanish lesson teaching them how to say "Bicicleta." Jordan should forget about running and save his knees, bike riding is way better, I just got back into biking last week after I got my 40 year old ten speed fixed. I'm convinced Jeremy's dad took too many blows to his head when he played for the Steelers and Panthers, when he said Trump is doing a good job. Have a nice week guys.
162657
2019-05-10 09:23:55EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan, love your new set up,really cool that Ryan can hear everything. Seems to be working without any glitches.
162656
2019-05-09 23:49:59EDT
Atg
On a roll. Great show!
162655
2019-05-09 13:30:06EDT
KERRYBEAR
GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICES - GLAD EVERYONE PARTICIPATED....YOU HAVE A TROPHY WAITING AT THE END OF THE BLOCK JORDAN. RUN AND GO GET IT. LIKE LISTENING TO OPINIONS...LIKE MATT SAYS..ITS PART OF THE MAGIC! AND JEREMY IS CORRECT..ITS A CRAP SHOOT IF WE GET A SHOW, BUT AM DISAPPOINTED THAT WE AS LISTNERS ARE NOT THE ONES WHO GET TO JUSGE IF WE ARE ENTERTAINED. HORDAN - WHAT ARE YOU? A DICTATOR? YOU MAKE THE DECISIONS WE ALL MUST LIVE BY? WELL SHIT. SOUNDS LIKE A CHEETO FACED MAN BABY WE ALL KNOW...LOL & JK! ;)
REGARDING THE LICENSE PLATE - IF CAR IS IN FRONT OF YOU, HE TRUMPED YOU CUZ HIS IS IN FRONT. DUHHHHH..... AND RYANS STORY WAS FUNNY AS HELL.
LATER.
162654
2019-05-09 00:32:34EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
I am here, did not have anything to say. Nice to hear from everyone this week,so next show in JUNE? good show today. thank you all
162653
2019-05-08 21:05:20EDT
Patti HB
Well hello there! Glad your still with us!
162652
2019-05-08 17:18:30EDT
Robert
Jordan has been missing and now Richard has come up missing too now if only we can find a way to have Negaphility go missing I can die a happy man.
AND HE SAID "NEXT WEEK...JUST AT 6 OCLOCK..WE WILL START....AND WE COULD BE 2O MINUTES IN ALREADY.." Ok, legally, that was a commitment to engage in a podcast. You finally got to where you can hear everything in the headphones and still no new show. And I was so excited to see what new sounds and fun things JDog was gonna throw at us. hmppph. Guess I'll go outside play with my hoola hoop.
162649
2019-05-06 10:14:09EDT
Phil with a Ph
Another wasted week goes by without a new One Hour podcast, this equals the longest break the guys have gone on in the last 5 years. I now have to seriously wonder if Jordan is on-strike/pissed at "someone" in this group for promoting their own upcoming podcast on his website.
162648
2019-05-03 17:13:32EDT
KerryBear
I'm having a cow. Udderly disappointed....... MOOOOOOOOOO! I mean BOOOO!Please come back.
162647
2019-05-03 13:29:55EDT
Phil with a Ph
AGT, no need to "bar" me from the Richard show, I can promise you I will not be listening to his show.
162646
2019-05-02 16:06:37EDT
KERRYBEAR
I'm JUST HIGH ON THE OHS...... THEY THINK WE DONT RETAIN THE FUN WE GET FROM THEM, BUT WE DO. RIGHT BACK ATCHA KIMMIE! NOW WHERE THE HELL IS THE NEW SHOW FUCKERS??? OH - WAIT...I FORGOT. THERE MAY NOT BE ONE.
ALSO:
WANT TO SAY IM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN CHARLOTTE AT UNIV.
THOUGHTS ARE WITH EVERYONE WHO MUST DEAL WITH THESE HORRIBLE EVENTS.
JEREMY - GET YOUR DAD TO GO KICK SOME ASS!
162645
2019-05-02 15:21:23EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
:-D
162644
2019-05-02 15:20:07EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Whatever Kerrybear is on, I want some.
162643
2019-05-02 09:11:29EDT
Robert
Negaphility..........LOVE IT!
162642
2019-05-02 00:15:40EDT
Atg
R&R - have ever noticed that brew pubs or wineries tend gather in one location? Why put your establishment next door to your competition? To create a destination. I would love to see a call in between your podcast and the OHS. Synergy says the hipster! One feeds off the other. We could create an R&R/OHS community banquet but should likely bar negaPhility. However, all this should be run past the Dunn before inking. He never holds back on honest opinion even if it cuts. I actually hesitate to send this fearing I might be Dunn in.
162641
2019-05-01 23:59:54EDT
Atg
KB - well done my lady, well done! You say what we we all think but are too lethargic to spout.
162640
2019-05-01 15:50:16EDT
Phil with a Ph
Kerrybear, I wasn't offended we are facebook friends and we share the same birthday so we are good. If we don't have a new One Hour podcast by the end of the week I'm going to start to call Richard in Redlands, Richard the show killer. Hahaha
162639
2019-05-01 14:50:40EDT
KERRYBEAR
To clarify if I offended anyone...especially Phil..... My "fuck phil" meant...Fuck, Phil? ReallY? I did not mean it the way it reads.. KB
But, Fuck Phil... Really?
LOL
162638
2019-04-29 23:45:18EDT
RICHARD IN REDLANDS
Thank you KERRYBEAR, That was the best laugh I had all week. best comment ever!
162637
2019-04-29 19:48:00EDT
Robert
I love you KERRYBEAR......
162636
2019-04-29 19:00:08EDT
Anonymous
Go get him Kerrybear! Phil, always negative!
162635
2019-04-29 18:30:59EDT
KERRYBEAR
JORDAN IS JORDAN AND HE'LL DO WHAT THE FUCK HE WANTS. IF WE ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO CONTINUE TO BE ENTERTAINED BY THESE SEMI COOL CATS, THEN GREAT AND DIG IT. BUT ENOUGH OF CONSPIRACY BS.... MAYBE THEY ARE TEAMING UP WITH ALEX JONES AND THEY'LL SKYPE EACH OTHER AT MIDNIGHT AND THEN TORRANCE WILL CHANGE JORDANS DIAPERS CUZ HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND THEN JEREMY WILL SWAT TORRANCE'S HOUSE, AND THEN MATT WILL COME HOME WITH A "NEW" OLD CAT AND NAME IT RYAN BECAUSE HEY MISS HIM AND THEN THEY CAN SAY RYAN IS IN THE ROOM AND THEN JORDAN CAN CUDDLE WITH THAT "PRECIOUS" AND THEN THE RYAN WE WILL NEVER FORGET WILL CALL IN AND ONLY ASK FOR MATT SO THEN JORDAN WILL CRY SO THEN JEREMY WILL TIE A BIB ON HIM AND FEED HIM FRUITCAKE FOR TORRANCE BECAUSE TORRANCE IS STILL WASH WASH WASHING DIAPERS WITH NEW BLUE CHEER, AND RINSE RINSE RINSING TIL IT COMES QUITE CLEAR AND THEN JEREMY WILL TRY TO CUDDLE WITH MATT ON THE LOVESEAT AND IT WILL BE MATT WHO SAYS DONT THINK I WONT PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE WHILE JORDAN WINKS AND CALLS MATT SUGAR NUTS. PS. SKYPE DIDNT WORK. FUCK PHIL.
162634
2019-04-29 10:26:12EDT
Phil with a Ph
I hate to say it but I think the news that Richard in Redlands is going to start his own podcast might have scared off Jordan from doing his podcast, since Richard's news we haven't had a new one hour show. Jordan, I know you don't like the delay you have when someone is on your show but as a listener I honestly didn't notice a delay at all when Torrance was in the other room testing out your new line on your last show.
162633
2019-04-22 20:54:46EDT
Richard in Redlands
I completely missed this week's Show for some reason.
I have been downloading about 25 to 35 podcast a week, I need to fill 8 hours a day with something, I don't like to listen to music, I prefer entertaining podcast.
I listened to quite a wide variety of topics yours is the only one that falls in the category "no topic" but I like it the best.
I will also keep yours and delete others.
I participate in the comments on several other shows and have actually called in and been live on the podcast for some of them.
I have been kicking around the idea for the last two years of doing my own podcast, last week I took the necessary steps to make that happen I have all the editing equipment ,the mics ,and have started the necessary legal stuff to do one.
Don't worry it's going to be nothing like your show.
I'm looking for someone to do the podcast with.
Currently I have about a Year's worth of content if I did a 1 hour to two hour show every week.
I'm thinking about doing it live as well and also will be doing a YouTube channel. I do have a company that will provide some sponsorship, how much I don't know and how much control they want remains to be seen.
Currently I'm doing a Facebook group that is working out pretty good.
I'm doing it for the same reasons why you probably do yours I'm not looking to make any money I just want to be able to help people and hopefully entertain them somewhat.
Anyway looking forward to the next show.
It looks like a few new listeners have spoken up in the last few weeks.
162632
2019-04-18 10:07:39EDT
Rowena from Beaverton
Thank you Anonymous!!!!!!!
162631
2019-04-18 07:47:45EDT
Anonymous
Old shows? The link isn't posted, but it still works. onehourshow.com/past
162629
2019-04-17 09:24:22EDT
Rowena from Beaverton
What happened to all of the past shows on the site? I'm behind in listening & I only see last week's episode. Can we only listen to the current episode, & no longer listen to past episodes on your website? Just curious.
162628
2019-04-17 09:21:23EDT
Andrew in Santa Ana
Love the podcast Jordan. It would be cool if you could do the podcast while having dinner. Since you say your conversations are better. Also may I suggest you do a state of the podcast.
162627
2019-04-15 12:08:37EDT
Robert
Jordan, I do live in California. I am a Mark and Lynda fan, remember you talking about doing the one hour show when you were with them.
I also remember every time Mark would ask about it you would tell him "the show was crap so I threw it out". Glad you didn't give up. Sure some show are not that good, but gotta take the bad with the good.
I heard you were doing The One Hour Show from M&L Facebook.
Many of the people that listen to you also listen to them, well all but one.
I have been listening to some of your earlier podcast someone that listens to M&L and listens to your podcast has every podcast you did from the very beginning including the ones that were only posted for a few hours. I can't say who it is but would say they're a big fan of yours.
Keep me comming dudes.
162626
2019-04-13 19:12:27EDT
Patti HB
I guess my comments are pretty boring compared to others! Just speak the truth!
162625
2019-04-13 19:10:09EDT
Patti HB
Finally got all caught up with the podcasts. I have to say I learn something from every episode! Thanks for sharing your knowledge! Black Hole info! I am also caught up on all the comments, love hearing Jordan read them! The expression and tone cracks me up! Epson salt baths for the leg pain! I know you said you were having issues with being blocked up, I am assuming with all the veggies you are better. You all have a good week, thank you for the laughs.
162624
2019-04-12 16:18:36EDT
Richard in Redlands
Well another day has passed without a podcast, was I disappointed? ....no. The comments kept Me entertained.
Jordan, stay out of our podcast.😉
162623
2019-04-12 11:06:09EDT
Phil with a PH
Toppop: "Bringing down the party?" get a clue, I would argue I'm contributing to the party, Jordan and the guys understand what goes into making a good show and that's reading the good and the bad comments, that's why they laugh their asses off when they are reading our comments. Toppop: you are free to listen and like any show you want, having said that, don't tell me what to write and I won't tell you what to read.
162622
2019-04-12 09:13:42EDT
Robert
Yeah for Poptop Portland and Kimmie B and all the other "bitchs" don't let Phil with a FU win!
162621
2019-04-12 00:02:57EDT
Poptop portland
Fill ... stop. You’re bringing down the party. Whatever....I like THEM (the unmentioned you refer to) and I like the gang on the OHS. Why keep trying to drive a wedge. Let It go dude. Vote the person not the party. That’s why local politics is best. My guess is you vote party line regardless of the candidate.
162620
2019-04-11 19:36:23EDT
Kimmie B in West LA
Damn, I stop checking out the comments for a couple of weeks, and look what happens! As much as I'd like to participate in all the smack talk, I think I'll just say great show Jordan, Matt & Jeremy! (Btw, same Kimmie B, just added my location with my name)
162619
2019-04-11 13:29:36EDT
Phil with a PH
Good show guys, my favorite part was when Matt kept "bulldozing" Jeremy right in the middle of his sentences, Matt didn't let Jeremy finish his thoughts (Haha). I know you guys don't like talking politics but I do have a question for Matt, on the last show you guys were talking about Trump and Matt said: "The only reason Trump won was because of what Obama did" I can think of a few things that Obama did but I was hoping Matt could tell us what he was referring on with that statement. Regarding the show Jordan was on 4 years ago, I agree with him back when he was on the show the Male host read all comments good or bad but now times have changed the female host reads the comments and if they are not nice NOT only will she not read them they won't even be allowed to appear on their website, I'm so glad the One Hour Show website doesn't work like that...Have a great week guys.
162618
2019-04-11 00:14:01EDT
Mike Dunn
Jordan, you’re exactly right about obtaining bad habits with the way you run also. Believe it or not, if your body doesn’t fit the perfect runners stride you can definitely mess up other body parts. There is a perfect way to hold the body just right to run without pain, unfortunately the only ones who have got this down just right are the Nigerian runners who win every marathon across the world. We need to ask them how to run the right way so our bones don’t feel like they’re breaking at every yard we run.My guess would be our diets, but not sure
162617
2019-04-10 20:11:43EDT
Richard in Redlands
PLEASE LEAVE PHIL ALONE. .....WHAAAAAA...
162616
2019-04-10 12:02:18EDT
Anonymous
⚠⏳🔜⌛
162615
2019-04-10 09:13:14EDT
One of the Bitch's
Phil clearly suffers from "Dunning-Kruger effect"
162614
2019-04-10 00:58:14EDT
Mike Dunn
Jordan, I am the same way, I hate to give in but my shins literally had splintered bones, every time I even touched them with my hands when washing in the shower,etc was so excrutciating aside from when I bumped into things, so painful.i still do short jogs periodically and I’m good, I also gave up all the snacking and sodas and all the other bs. After I couldn’t run as much anymore and that alone has helped me maintain from being 220 pounds to 190 to 195 lbs. all the time. That’s the key right there pal. Good luck with the ketamine addiction, you’re better off with coffee,beer or wine but ketamine?? Man Jordan what the fuck? Smokers don’t get as much grief. J.K. I got your point, and it’s true.
162613
2019-04-09 22:16:09EDT
Mike Dunn
Fill with a whatever, like Jordan said “ Fuck You Fill” 😂😂. Still like Phil.
162612
2019-04-09 22:06:28EDT
Mike Dunn
Jordan,
The wire in the tree branch was most likely used to hold the tree up straight back when it was a sapling and the tree just grew into it over time. Have you ever seen a tree with a portion of garden hose through its trunk or branch? That’s what that is. Sorry that comment was from a couple weeks back, but I obviously never sent it. Sorry, now I’m sure it doesn’t make sense but it was directed to your story. Also- yea yea yea Phil with a Whatever, you just wanted to brag about where you’ve been. Hope you had a good time Phil. But seriously.? The best pod you’ve ever heard? Really? I agree with Jordan. Hey all the other One Hour Show hosts and Ryan, Have a great week.
162611
2019-04-09 14:44:39EDT
A Pussy
Cleary Phill suffers from Psychoanalysis. ......or maybe he's just a asshole.
162610
2019-04-09 11:09:06EDT
Robert
Thanks Jordan, Loved this last show. I have been listening to your fantastic podcast for almost a year now and I'm enjoying it. I don't mind the nerd talk or the long drawn out conversation of where to eat.
It doesn't matter to me how many people are on the podcast, I know you are doing what you love and I appreciate it.
Richard, your correct about My phone, it has gotten me into some embarrassing situations.
162609
2019-04-08 10:57:34EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan, fantastic job on the comments! That went a lot better that I thought it would. I think you shouldn't worry about donations.
The ones that donate do it because they want to be sportive and say "THANKS" for all that all of you guys do.
Whether you use the money for a pizza party or not, or just buy some snacks and beer.
You all deserve something for your time.
162608
2019-04-04 22:18:38EDT
Richard in Redlands
It's 7:00 PM, do you know where your podcast is?
Hopefully we will get one tomorrow, REALLY looking forward to the next one.
162607
2019-04-03 16:39:59EDT
Phil with a Ph
Thank you Richard for explaining Robert's bad writing skills, I honestly thought he was "a 12 year old with a smartphone."
162606
2019-04-03 14:50:28EDT
Richard in Redlands
Jordan, I no longer see a "donations" icon.
Will it be back?
162605
2019-04-03 09:07:53EDT
Richard in Redlands
I just read the comments, I don't know what is more entertaining the comments or the show.
Zack, glad to see there's someone else that likes the geek talk.
Had to laugh at Roberts comment, not because of the contents but because he must have the same brand of phone as I do, luckily I understand voice to text fuck ups.
I really thought we were done with the good comments, bad comments, positive comments, negative comments thing.
Frankly I don't give a fuck.
I appreciate the shows good or bad and have made it known whether I like them or not.
162604
2019-04-02 12:32:23EDT
Phil with a Ph
To Robert and other bitches (LOL), what you guys call "Negative comments" I call keeping it real, being honest, constructive criticism. I stand by my comments good or bad. A wise man once said: "Don't tell the truth people won't like it" his words ring true. Have a great day!
162603
2019-04-02 10:38:16EDT
Richard in Redlands
I guess last week's show was just a fluke, was hoping for a show today. Oh well its all good.
162602
2019-04-02 09:29:24EDT
Robert
I'm afraid that Phill with a Ph is like that dog shit you step in,it gets on your shoes and stinks up everything.
You scrap it off and think it's gone but you can still smell it.
I think he is a very lonely person and wants attention.
He wants people to think he's very smart by figuring out what other people do in their lives.
A 12 year old with a smart phone can figure out the same things that he has figured out, he will continue to make negative comments and defend himself because he's so lonely and really really wants the attention.
If I were Jordan I would just stop reading this comments and he will eventually go away.
Or stand up to him like a feather podcasters have done and tell him to fuck off and die.
This is just my opinion, but I got a few other listeners will agree.
162601
2019-04-01 22:26:59EDT
Zack
Hey guys, just wanted to throw out I normally don't comment but I still listen to the shows and love the nerd talk. Personally wish there was more but I get it. Hope you guys are doing well.
162600
2019-04-01 13:16:42EDT
Anonymous
Phil, Phil, Phil....WTF! Do you always have to add a negative to your posts! Thought you were gone for good after you stirred up everything!
162599
2019-04-01 11:24:36EDT
Phil with a Ph
Hey Guys, I'm not dead yet, I was just away vacationing in Thailand, Laos and Bali but now I'm back and better than ever getting caught up on the shows that I've missed. The 2 man shows with just Jordan and Jeremy were a little rough to listen to mainly because Jeremy doesn't bring much to the show so Jordan has to carry all of the load but when everybody is in attendance those shows are the BEST, having said that I couldn't disagree more with Mike "dumb dumb" Dunn that the shows haven't been as good since my post pissed off a few people in here. I would argue the show following my post was one of the BEST podcasts I've ever heard from anyone, Jordan did an excellent job explaining why he feels the way he does without losing his mind. One of my favorite things about this show is you guys are not afraid to read the comments that don't agree with you guys, there are many podcasts out there including the one Jordan was on about 4 years ago that will ONLY read comments that kiss their ass, to me that makes for a boring show so that's why I will remain a loyal listener to the One Hour Podcast.
162598
2019-03-28 16:34:21EDT
Richard in Redlands
It was me. I left the "added
jeff" comment,it wasn't really a butt text but a front shirt pocket text. Didn't realize it until it was too late.
Great show today, nice surprise to get one early and to hear from Ryan.
Best quote " I'm a fartest"
162597
2019-03-27 22:49:51EDT
Atg
Pentastic show! Full boat!! All five. Fun show.
162596
2019-03-26 21:53:46EDT
Anonymous
I feel spoiled.Another show so quickly! Thanks guys.
162595
2019-03-25 19:39:26EDT
RICHARD WOLFE
There is no comment
162594
2019-03-25 19:37:51EDT
RICHARD WOLFE
There is no comment
162593
2019-03-24 22:52:24EDT
Mike Dunn
Jordan,
It’s called (Plantar Fasciatis). It fucken hurts the shins and feet bones when running too much. I use to run 6 plus miles a day till my shins and feet started feeling so brittle that I had to hang it up, No matter what type of shoe I used, nothing worked. Just run a treadmill or in place. Much easier on the bones.
Good to hear you guys,
Take care, Mike
162592
2019-03-22 19:23:03EDT
Patti HB
What’s the scoop guys???! Did I miss any announcements? Are you done??
162591
2019-03-22 17:50:25EDT
Kerrybear
Poof
162590
2019-03-22 14:55:17EDT
Anonymous
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162589
2019-03-22 14:50:20EDT
Richard in Redlands
Round and the podcast wheel goes, when it aires , nobody knows.
162588
2019-03-22 14:11:35EDT
Kimmie B
Miss you guys! Hope all is well.
162587
2019-03-20 00:07:07EDT
Atg
“Noth’n tastes like shitz, when it sitz on a Ritz”, I always says.
162586
2019-03-19 16:31:00EDT
Richard in Redlands
Club crackers always,Ritz or the new garlic Ritz.
FUCK Saltines.
Ritz with a little grape jelly was my favorite as a kid, then progressed to Club crackers and Chicken in a basket.
162585
2019-03-17 20:19:40EDT
Patti HB
Happy Shamrock Day!!
162584
2019-03-10 20:14:45EDT
Atg
Arugula, Jamaica oohh I want to take yah. To Bermuda, Bahama come on pretty mama. That’s where I want to go. . .
162583
2019-03-08 17:25:52EDT
Patti HB
Jordan.....get some Elderberry!!
162582
2019-03-08 10:19:26EDT
Patti HB
Oh hey there! Nice way to start the day seeing a new podcast posted! Look forward to listening to it! Thought you all left us with no good bye! Don’t forget to set your clocks forward when you go to bed Saturday night!
162581
2019-03-06 23:37:24EDT
Patti HB
Missing You!
162580
2019-03-06 09:13:52EDT
Richard in Redlands
LOST AND FOUND. Missing one small one hour podcast, last heard about 2 weeks ago.
Contains four gentlemen answering to the names Ryan, Torrance, Jeremy and Ryan.
All very likable. They may be lost and scared please contact me if found. NO REWARD.
162579
2019-03-06 09:09:18EDT
Richard in Redlands
LOST AND FOUND, missing one small podcast, last heard about 2 weeks ago. Contains up to four gentlemen answering to the names Jordan, Jeremy, Torrance that's nice and Ryan.
You are very likeable, they may be lost and scared.
Please contact me if found ,NO REWARD.
162578
2019-03-02 16:56:36EDT
Bean
I never actually played Dungeons & Dragons so I searched YouTube for game play, wow how the dungeon master has to have some bit of imagination to even drive the story. So then a few days later the below popped up in my Instagram feed as an AD and I thought you guys might like it. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/atlasmundi/immersive-battle-maps-for-tabletop-roleplaying-gam?
162577
2019-02-27 23:52:01EDT
Atg
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life!
162576
2019-02-27 23:48:57EDT
Atg
c'est la vie!
162575
2019-02-27 23:44:52EDT
Atg
I don’t know. Seems like life as usual. Really appreciate you guys. Some good some bad. That’s life. Let’s not get too introspective. Sometimes we forget our purpose. Life is mainly made of dreams and sacrifice. We dream and you are our sacrifice. Let’s just enjoy this wonderful spin and not get too hung up on the negative.
162574
2019-02-27 23:27:14EDT
Jon H
Hey Jordan, next podcast you should discuss the Joe Rogan podcast since he just had Alex Jones on. Would love to hear what you guys think
162573
2019-02-27 09:37:17EDT
Kerrybear
Why cant i get to the home page now where the past show button is? Whahappin? Even is low energy i still want to hear. Amd congrats on puppy. Thanks for making a note richard. Why we like these guys so much...who knows. But we do. Its called loyalty. 👍😆
162572
2019-02-24 21:31:56EDT
Richard in Redlands
Torrance,congratulations on the new puppy.
Probably the greatest thing in the world is a dog.
Just be patient when training and you will be greatly rewarded.
Yes they shit and piss everywhere and chew you favorite limited edition Starwars figure but they don't know any better.
They do grow out of it and become a much loved member of the family. I am sure you will be a great "DAD".
Can I ask what kind of dog it is?
If you don't want to say , it's cool.
Glad there was a show this week, but it was a little low on the scale
Thank you all for doing it, good or bad.
162571
2019-02-22 13:38:53EDT
Kerrybear
Well. No show so i guess its Pinks "Nobody Home". Hope you check instagram or twit once in awhile. Gonna miss you guys. Mwah!
162570
2019-02-22 12:37:52EDT
Kerrybear
Maybe a better song would be Pink Floyds the Show Must Go On...... please please please
162569
2019-02-22 12:25:09EDT
Kerrybear
People complianing about how comments show up is just stupid. Who cares. I for one dont but i will care if you stop broadcasting. That would suck.now lets hear some SERJ!
162568
2019-02-22 12:24:56EDT
Kerrybear
People complianing about how comments show up is just stupid. Who cares. I for one dont but i will care if you stop broadcasting. That would suck.now lets hear some SERJ!
162567
2019-02-22 12:21:31EDT
Kerrybear
Huh.
162566
2019-02-15 23:27:19EDT
Mike Dunn
It had to happen.
Why couldn’t everyone just enjoy the show and the messed up way the website runs all of our sentences and paragraphs into one long sentence? Who has the time to research the One hour show hosts private lives? Especially their locations of occupation and residency? Seriously, who has that kind of time and who the fuck ever even cared where they worked or lived? Not I, I always just enjoyed their show and never once wondered or cared about those things, none of my fucken business, nor should it be any of the other One Hour Show listeners. Jordan, I’m sorry that you and the boys are now so gun shy about what you say and do on the pod now. So many uncomfortable moments of silence on the last two shows. Especially with Ryan. Looong periods of silence. Not good for radio or podcasts. I thought my IPad kept dropping the show, the silence was so long. Hope you continue, trust me, I could give a flying fuck about where you work or live. I just like hearing you losers ramble.👍👍😀.
Take care guys
162565
2019-02-15 09:44:53EDT
Richard in Redlands
Glad there was a show, Jordan you do seem to be a bit off, I like to think "Something is going to happen. ....something wonderful "(2001 SPACE Odyssey)
Torrance ,you can buy me chocolate ,and I WILL eat it. That was very thoughtful and nice of you to do that. Now I sound gay. Thanks all of you for keeping us entertained.
162564
2019-02-14 22:55:08EDT
Atg
Richard. Help us out. You always were his id. Where has he gone. Help him step back from the precipice. Jd, don’t jump!! R&R you’re our only hope. (SW Episode IV).
162563
2019-02-14 22:49:52EDT
Atg
That’s it!! Yes. Now you get it. We don’t get it. That’s why we get it. Maddening!!
162562
2019-02-14 17:55:38EDT
ROBERT W
I have been listening for a few months now and I don't get it.
You have a strange podcast. I will give it a few more listens.
162561
2019-02-14 14:57:56EDT
Denise
Good ole Alex Jones
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/infowars-alex-jones-ordered-undergo-sworn-deposition-sandy-181503577--abc-news-topstories.html
162560
2019-02-14 09:33:56EDT
Anonymous
😢
162559
2019-02-13 23:23:03EDT
Atg
Whaaaa goin on????
162558
2019-02-13 22:21:15EDT
Richard in Redlands
So,will there be a podcast for us to listen to in the morning? Has Jordan finally moved out of the hell hole? We shall see...........hopefully.
162557
2019-02-11 17:36:02EDT
Richard in Redlands
Glad to finally hear from Ryan, sounds like he is getting some pussy and may or may not be in a serious relationship.
162556
2019-02-11 12:45:12EDT
Jon H
All our sweet sweet comments down the drain
162555
2019-02-11 12:31:20EDT
Richard in Redlands
I had not listened to the show before my last comment, I guess that you had enough Jordan.
If it's the end please tell us up front and don't string us along. .........I guess you have been doing that from the beginning anyway LOL.
162554
2019-02-10 16:29:45EDT
Richard in Redlands
Does the title of this week's show have anything to do with the all the comments that are missing?